Gradoelanvee

drop your skincare routine Nikola pls

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

i love posting at night, it gives me the liberating feeling that nobody is probably going to see it, but still gives the validating thought that I still post something

tfw the god of madness tells you to chill out

He lied, lyingly, like a liar.

yoohankim is kim dokja laying in bed thinking god im a dogshit human being and soon these two will figure it out and leave me and han sooyoung laying in bed thinking god im a dogshit human being im so lucky that ive managed to find these people willing to be with me and i will never let them go and yoo joonghyuk laying in bed thinking well we might have enough onions for that onion soup i wanna make tomorrow night but i should probably stop by the store in the morning and grab some extra just in case. also if either of these people leave me i will kill myself

hi i am completely mentally stable and normal about certain media

Cale: Do you really like the idea of enemies to lovers or do you just like the idea of someone seeing you at your worst and still loving you?

Dokja: You need to lower your fucking voi-

Okay I’ve just thought of an SCP au. Like, SCP-9158 a.k.a KDJ (class: keter) with Dr. YJH being in charge of him all the time.

SCP-9158 was first found in an abandoned building near the outskirt of [REDACTED] by a group of teenagers. Subject is an Asian male, physically approximately 28 years old and 176 cm in height. A pair of wings can be observed from behind the subject’s back, with horns in the forehead. Nevertheless, this might not be his true form since SCP-9158 is reported to have the ability to shapeshift. Subject is capable of speaking and he does speak a lot, but his statements barely make sense.

After captivity, Dr. HSY tried to interrogate him about his origins, but the subject refused to cooperate by claiming that he had no fucking clues. Despite appearing friendly, the subject demonstrated deceitful behaviors, by [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. He has also attempted to breach containment multiple times and has succeeded at least twice. When being recaptured, SCP-9158 claimed that he would stop escaping if his request was granted, which includes:

1) A mobile with Internet connection so that he could read webnovel.

2) A meeting with Dr. [REDACTED].

Since the subject’s intention was unclear, his first request was turned down. About his second one, when being proposed to Dr. [REDACTED], it was accepted with the condition that the meeting must be conducted under camera surveillance. The subject agreed.

Upon seeing SCP-9158, Dr. [REDACTED] seemed surprised while the subject was delighted. It was later revealed by Dr. [REDACTED] that SCP-9158 closely resembled one of his works back then when he was working as a sculptor. However, the origin of SCP-9158 remained unconfirmed.

Since then, Dr. [REDACTED] has required special permission to visit SCP-9158. He has a daily reading/gaming session with the subject, during which the subject’s behaviors are thoroughly analyzed and reported. So far, the subject has not portrayed any abnormal behaviors and seems to be tamed. As a result, the subject’s class has been changed to Euclid.

I feel like I could rewrite this in a better way, but this was the initial outline lol.

*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?