"Colleen Hoover Could Write Crime & Punishment But Dostoevsky Couldn't---" I Am Going To Stop You Right

Some yamtiens

trying to get through the day.

Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

NBC's Hannibal, The Wrath of the Lamb 3x13 / Poppy Z. Brite, Exquisite Corpse

"You are alone, because you are unique" "I'm as alone as you are"

we as a collective do not appreciate this scene enough i think,, ik it isn't canon but I wish it was. it guts me

on the surface the show is like "woo he's rising to the occasion" but really it's just the creeping dread and tragedy that like..... he's got him. this is the moment piccolo wins.

Because gohan isnt just physically unable to escape anymore. Now he has officially succumbed to the belief that this is what he has to do. Piccolo did the legwork kidnapping him, but his already-mounting trauma and atlas complex traps Gohan more effectively than piccolo himself could. Like.. damn. I know the literal world is at stake but institutionalization is still institutionalization. He wasn't even actually TRAINING yet, but this is a point of no return of sorts.

The best kind of tragedy is the kind where you don't know what you would do either; talking about both gohan and piccolo. it's awful and it's so compelling and i'm so glad the filler gave us these moments

thing we were robbed of seeing

- hannibal going apeshit and killing people with a hammer

- hannibal tucking will into bed, changing his clothes, and gently taking care of him before Will woke up (maybe hand on his cheek, kiss on his forehead....)

- them fucking nasty at [insert any scene]

- them kissing before the fall

- hannibal nightmare sequence of mischa

- hannibal's trial with him and will eyefucking the entire time

- will with a Louisiana/southern accent

- will cleaning the blood off his face after killing gjh, shaking and terrified

- will cleaning up and changing clothes but not tending to his knuckles after killing tier

- another scene of Hannibal getting the shit beat out of him (by anyone tbh)

- any mention of the other dog names

- a day in abigail's life after her faked death

Stuff in the Dragon Ball series that is entirely real and has happened

- When Goku met Bulma, the first thing she did was shoot him with a handgun - The moon has been destroyed twice - There is a king of the entire planet and he’s a dog - Vampires are real. Werewolves are real. Ghosts are real. Goku is considered a freak for having a tail for some reason (goku’s tail has also been cut off twice) - There was an evil mafia rabbit called the carrot master who turned people into carrots. Goku banished him to the moon; it is implied he died the first time the moon was destroyed - At one point yamcha was actually considered a threat - There was a whole arc about the red ribbon army trying to steal the dragon balls; it is revealed that the RR general wanted to use them to become taller - Characters such as Krillin, Tien and Yamcha are actually some of the most powerful humans in the world but literal space gods keep showing up and killing them - Goku’s cloud that he flies has also died twice - Every character ever shown on screen has died at least one time. Except for mr satan - Mr satan is actually a skilled martial artist by real-life standards, but he lives in a world where kung-fu lets you shoot beams - Muten Roshi is (mostly) immortal and will outlive most of the cast - The pilaf gang, one of the earliest villains in dragon ball, are brought back after the distruction of earth, implying that they’re so incompitent at villainy that porunga doesn’t consider them evil - beerus blew up the dinosaurs, but he did a really bad job and they’re still around - Arale from doctor slump went back in time and stopped the meteor from killing the dinosaurs the first time - Directly before becoming God, kami-sama was apparently one of the most powerful mortals in the universe at the time - Before joining the good guys, vegeta was basically a space realtor - Piccolo jr is both the son of King Piccolo and his reincarnation - aka he’s slug jesus - Piccolo took over the world once, but since then so many people have tried to blow up earth that no one now recognises him - The fact that krillin doesn’t have a nose is a plot point in the first world marital arts tornumant - Goku can use the kamehameha with his feet - There is an all-powerful god of the universe, and Goku used time travel to clone him - Earth has an absurd amount of powerful beings, and the rest of space is largely lacking in powerful mortals, because most of the powerful extraterrestrials either came to earth and died, or got killed by vegeta - the dragon balls have been used more times during the course of this story than they were in all the years before the story starts, and it’s entirely bulma’s fault for inventing the dragon radar

You know a piece of media is gonna be fire when the mind electric can fit it well