Horribly Abusing The "save Me" Format It's Just Applicable To Everything

who can relate

I fell in love with a couch I saw on Facebook and needed to show it to you omg

like LOOK AT HER she is so SHAPED!!

I’M IN LOVE

priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

see the thing that annoys me a lot about so many self-professed dark fiction enjoyers is the like the. implicit belief that because a romance is predatory or meant to be read as horrifying means that all the tender or caring moments are just for manipulation or some shit. like ok fair im one of those annoying "everything is about love" bitches but just because the love is horror doesn't mean like. the people involved aren't capable of genuine tenderness towards each other lol

not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway

Beerus: None of you stand a chance against me. [to Krillin] No courage. [to Vegeta] No patience. [to Goku] No brains. [to Roshi] And, of course, a bald old man.

Roshi: I'm younger than you.

Beerus: No comeback for the bald thing, I see.

the fact that, in the middle of fighting frieza, vegeta realized that saiyans become stronger after recovering from a near death experience and decides to mortally wound and then heal himself a couple of times like he’s exploiting a video game glitch is really funny