Grapesmoke

one of the funniest things about disco elysium to me is that kim never once gives an appropriate amount of fucks about harry’s medical emergency. you’ll be like kim help i don’t remember what a car is and he’ll say detective can you please get your shit together i’m trying to do my fucking job here

Vegeta being gullible

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

"Creation of Adam" by Michaelangelo x Hannibal NBC episodes "Amuse-Bouche" and "Dolce"

i love bardock :)

The "herbivorization" guys believe that they'll be able to use a combination of bio-engineering and AI to create their own herbivore versions of carnivorous animals or hybridize predators with herbivores until they displace the original predators, and this whole idea is of course beyond impossible within ours or likely any lifetime, but if biotech or AI or nature ever had worked that way, I don't think they realize they'd never be able to maintain exclusive control over that technology and I'd be there to engineer a giant flying eyeball-eating maggot for every one of their stupid hippie abominations. If they tried to replace regular wolves with idiotic vegan bunny-wolves I would make a centipede alligator octopus that somehow only reproduces by lighting baby bunny wolves on fire. Watch me.

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

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