nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once
Beerus: None of you stand a chance against me. [to Krillin] No courage. [to Vegeta] No patience. [to Goku] No brains. [to Roshi] And, of course, a bald old man.
Roshi: I'm younger than you.
Beerus: No comeback for the bald thing, I see.
me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims
me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive
Today I saw this poster near my maths class. I did not want to witness a transgender politics debate but still thought a contribution could be wonderful thus I printed this Gabriel. I think it wins the debate with flying colours
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
Im so ticked off by the "unhinged ao3 tags" filter on tiktok bc all of them are completely normal ao3 tags like "spitting :/" oh no spitting how strange anyway ive gathered a few of my favorite actually unhinged tags
see the thing that annoys me a lot about so many self-professed dark fiction enjoyers is the like the. implicit belief that because a romance is predatory or meant to be read as horrifying means that all the tender or caring moments are just for manipulation or some shit. like ok fair im one of those annoying "everything is about love" bitches but just because the love is horror doesn't mean like. the people involved aren't capable of genuine tenderness towards each other lol