@goat-and-a-pig Has Been Begging Me To Post For A While. So Here It Is :)

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me questions I’m super bored 👍

Frank the gaint koi

Yes.

my headphones just died . kill self?

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Why is everyone’s pfp so large and obnoxious?!??!

REVERSING IT AMKEA IT MORE CONFUSING WALMART

Pineapple is the opposite of goldfish

The souls of the innocent

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

@goat-and-a-pig I know that your reading comprehension is better than mine

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags

No cops at Pride, just Elton John with his Gucci shirt and a knife