“i Have A Girlfriend” “i Have A Boyfriend” Ok Well I Have This Dream That Im Hitting My Dad With

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@goat-and-a-pig

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

The birthday cake I made for me (my mom called me weird for wanting to make my own cake) it’s funky and mostly sprinkle

It’s a lemon box cake (stick of melted butter instead of oil and a can of evaporated milk instead of water) with lemon cream cheese frosting

When did they stop making actual sour gummy worms???? Like all I want is to burn my taste buds off

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Percy’s favorite music is sea shanty’s and no one can convince me otherwise

(Unless it’s stated elsewhere in the books idk I’m on the Mark of Athena rn)

TOA spoilers below

LIKE I KNEW JASON DIED BUT WHAT THE ACUALL FUCK

After four years of avoiding it I finally got ✨🦠COVID 🦠✨ less then a week back to school