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Early Morning
~You are my light. â¨ď¸
~You are my heart. đ
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This is part 2 of one of my first Stolitz drawings that I was very proud of at the time. I wanted to see my progress and give this picture a more positive twist. đĽ°
Old Version:
So. Iâve been laughing about this like all day and I need to talk about it. My gay ship just went canon in the most male power fantasy game of all time.
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 recently released (Iâve been playing it, itâs good). Itâs an RPG set in medieval Bohemia. You play as Henry, a blacksmithâs son. The first game, released back in 2018, starts with your village being burned to the ground and everyone either is killed or has to flee. The rest of that game is you trying to, among various things, deal with your trauma and get revenge. Itâs a very well executed story in my opinion.
A notable character in the game is Lord Hans Capon, who was a real guy but the game version is a bit loosely based on him. Hans and Henry become rivals then friends. Their noble/peasant dynamic is reminiscent of Arthur and Merlin in BBC Merlin (though I would argue the class dynamics are far better executed and more nuanced). Like ten people including me decided to ship them.
The first game was a bit rough but overall good. It garnered a decent audience, including a notably large audience of straight white men who really like medieval history but not enough to know much about it beyond swords are cool. You get the picture.
The second game is announced. Those guys I mentioned are super excited!
Well. As it turns out thereâs going to be a homosexual relationship in the game, according to an announcement made by the director at the end of January. Uh oh. W-well as long as itâs not the main character-
Cue release day, February 4th. IT IS!!!
HANS AND HENRY. Itâs THEM! They have sex ON SCREEN. No nuance about it (though itâs important to note this is an option you have to CHOOSE).
The guys go crazy. KCD has gone woke they cry. And to make it worse thereâs *gasp* a black man in a Bohemian court! DEI!
I canât believe Warhorse Studios did it. Iâm genuinely amazed. I have never been so vindicated in my life.
Everyone play this game for the love of god. The combat is tough but thereâs plenty of guides online. Itâs worth it I promise.
Pairings: Mammon x Reader
Genre: Fluff
cw: none I think
a/n: Feeling down right now, and usually, I go for drives during these times. + I was planning on posting this a week after I just posted Tension, but I can't help it lmao
More: Babi's Masterlist
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Either it's because he randomly feels bored and wants to take you with him, one of you is craving something (if you're the one craving, you ask Mammon to bring you where you want to be. He complains, but is actually very happy you asked him. If he's the one craving, he just dragged you with him or you asked to go too.), or he wants to cheer you up after a particularly difficult and stressful day/week.
When you two are finally in the car and he's driving, he plays the songs you two like. Sometimes you sing your heart out to it, sometimes you two just chat about something else, and sometimes you two are just silent as you enjoy the view outside.
He stops by at Akudonalds or a fast food restaurant you like, or he just stops by a convenience store where you could get snacks and his favourite instant noodles.
You two take a break at a place where you could see the stars and the city lights, eating your snacks while chatting and laughing.
This is one of his favourite activities with you, and honestly, he likes doing anything as long as he's with you.
Eventually, you two start doing this very often that when you come back, you find Lucifer and the rest with frowns and pouts pasted on their faces as they complain about how jealous and angry they are that you two never take them with you.
do people have no shame anymore?
Redecorating the apartment! :)
obligatory shamelessly horny stolitz đ
standalone images under the cut
his legs are just so goddamn long itâs hard to fit him in there lmao
again mostly practice while i got the hang of procreate. horny practice lol. hope yâall like it â¤ď¸
Hey here's some free Sims games. Don't pay for digital media in this economy.
Sims 1
Sims 2 Sims 2 Ultimate Collection + touch up installer in rb
Sims 3
Sims 4
Sims Medieval
Here is also all non-PC sims games. As well as links to a variety of emulators:
PS2
PS3
XBOX
XBOX 360
PSP
DS
Wii
GameCube
Game Boy Advance/Other emulator
EDIT (2/11/25) I completely forgot that Vimm's Lair got a lot of games nuked recently, here is a link to the đ´ââ ď¸ games megathread.
You can install the Legacy Collection (rerelease) versions of TS1 and TS2 HERE and HERE.
stolas look oUTâ oh my god he cant hear me. he doesnt even know whats coming for him
đâĽď¸đ Happy Valentineâs Day đâĽď¸đ
⥠Happy (devilish) Valentine's Day! âĄ
Day 6: Valentine's Day
that's... not what I was supposed to post on main, but people voted for it! đł
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Some boring classes do wonders-
- Domestic Life -
Omnibus "Let's go outside!"
Day 4: Gardening
it's a hwoarse uwu
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Day 7: Feathers đ #StolitzWeek2025 Comfy pillowđ
New Experiences â¨ď¸
Day 7: New experiences
Blitz introduces Stolas to his horse OCs universe
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This is on my mind due to a few of my fandoms but I've seen it pretty much everywhere: whether a character deserves redemption is far more about genuine remorse and restitution, not the magnitude of wrongdoing nor the severity of punishment. A guy who kicks one dog, is beaten nearly to death, recovers, and kicks a second dog doesn't get a redemption arc. A guy who commits a war crime, is given a stern talking to and a slap on the wrist, and changes their ways and goes about attempting in good faith to make amends does. You cannot punish someone into redemption and you cannot traumatize someone into blamelessness and it's pretty fucked up people act like the quantity of suffering is what brings about redemption and not the actions willingly taken.
Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest
hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
Something I find incredibly cool is that theyâve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldnât figure out what they were for for the life of them.Â
Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said âOh yeah sure thatâs a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.âÂ
âWait youâre still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???â
âWell, yeah. Weâve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.â
Itâs just.Â
50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, weâve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply havenât found anything better to do the job.Â
Day 1: Domestic đ #StolitzWeek2025 Family horror movie night?! đ
Helluvalentine Day 7 - Proposal đ
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Big inspo from my favorite comic ever in the world of ever by @blitzbittz and @hellamews đЎđŠˇđŠˇ please go read the whole thing itâs so good
READ IT HERE IM NOT ASKING IM DEMANDING
be like Thor, be there to support your loved ones,accept who they are and celebrate them
Stolas is thirsty from... working so hard