Greendragons-artdump - I Am The New God

jason: *turns corner after stopping a mugging and sees he's actively getting tire-jacked*

jason:

street kid:

jason: *getting prepared to just let the kid have the tire* any chance you're gonna put that back on?

kid: *eyes narrow* maybe. your name red hood?

jason: uh . . . yeah? *gestures to hood* i'm decently sure

kid: *screws tire back on* here ya go then, mister. sorry about that. i didn't know this was your bike.

jason:

kid:

jason: *hands her a flier for a shelter* ya can go here, kid. they'll help. call me if you ever get into any trouble, okay?

later:

jason: dickie i'll tell ya, in that moment i gave up, ya know? i fully accepted it. i looked down at the kid and i thought, "ive been runnin from bein bruce my whole life, maybe its time to give in". i was fully ready to take the kid to the nearest adoption agency by tomorrow. i was plannin' out the kids room in my apartment, stuffed animals and obnoxious night light an all. an then the little gremlin REJECTED ME

dick . . . by giving you back the tire he stole

jason: *crying* exactly

dick: did it ever cross your mind that she did that because she liked you? not the other way around?

jason: of course not! if she really liked me she would have hit me with the tire iron, not given me back the tire! what kind of backward thinking is that???

dick:

Good morning to them and them only (reference can be found on Pinterest )

meet one of my campaign's main villain,

Lady Illnanos

he didnt mean to glare probably

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

Jax not wanting to do his work again

This comic is inspired by @pikavani ‘s office au please check out her work! (Nah fr it’s literally so amazing I love it so much it gives me life and motivation to draw 😔💞)

reblog to scare the aphobes

lore accurate illustration of how the pure vessel was chosen according to recent findings