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Giving Stone a past as a hitman to add to the "Looks Like a cinammon roll, but could actually kill you" vibe.

They assigned Agent Stone to Ivo because they wanted him to take him out if he got out of hand, but Stone fucked around and fell in love.

Ivo didnt bother reading his file because at the time he thought it was just another "stupid assistant"

During a movie night watching John Wick:

Shadow enraptured by one of the fight scenes: "Can someone actually do that?"

Stone casually eating popcorn: "Sure, want me to show you later?"

Ivo: ???

Shadow: "yes, please!"

Later:

Ivo watching Stone show shadow how to use throwing knives with dangerous accuracy: "Not sure if I should be scared or horny right now..."

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

This song is so them

cassandra cain u make my head and heart ache

my latest dnd character Milo. he's a cleric warforged

Aight guys, listen up! These Stobotnik ideas popped into my head at 3AM while I was laying in bed because my beloved gay fucks make me unwell.

An AU role-switch with a twist! Robotnik and Stone are still a doctor and agent respectively, but its Robotnik who's smitten with Stone, who's oblivious.

What if Stone could secretly sing/write songs and what if Robotnik found out?

AU where Robotnik and Stone meet baby Sonic years before the events of the first movie. (This one intrigues me the most because it would be interesting to see how the first movie would play out if this were the case. Would meeting Sonic as a baby and not a hyperactive teen change anything?)

Idk what do you guys think?

jason: *turns corner after stopping a mugging and sees he's actively getting tire-jacked*

jason:

street kid:

jason: *getting prepared to just let the kid have the tire* any chance you're gonna put that back on?

kid: *eyes narrow* maybe. your name red hood?

jason: uh . . . yeah? *gestures to hood* i'm decently sure

kid: *screws tire back on* here ya go then, mister. sorry about that. i didn't know this was your bike.

jason:

kid:

jason: *hands her a flier for a shelter* ya can go here, kid. they'll help. call me if you ever get into any trouble, okay?

later:

jason: dickie i'll tell ya, in that moment i gave up, ya know? i fully accepted it. i looked down at the kid and i thought, "ive been runnin from bein bruce my whole life, maybe its time to give in". i was fully ready to take the kid to the nearest adoption agency by tomorrow. i was plannin' out the kids room in my apartment, stuffed animals and obnoxious night light an all. an then the little gremlin REJECTED ME

dick . . . by giving you back the tire he stole

jason: *crying* exactly

dick: did it ever cross your mind that she did that because she liked you? not the other way around?

jason: of course not! if she really liked me she would have hit me with the tire iron, not given me back the tire! what kind of backward thinking is that???

dick:

for context, I was been sick for a few session's, in which we joked that my character needed a spa break from the party. and in response, I made this

yes