Dazai And Atsushi Saying Each Other’s Names!

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

Someone: how’ve you been?

Scorpio: well everything that could have gone wrong has been. but like I’m pretty good.

Soulmate Au #2 Everytime you fall asleep while your soulmate isn’t, you can see what they see, but you can’t control what they are doing.

What if you go to sleep and your soulmate writes stories so they’re always up late. So you just watch as they write for hours, watching every little word appear on the screen.

What if your soulmate loves to paint pictures, or do graffiti with only red paint, like they only ever use red paint. So you decide to take an early nap too see what store they go to in order to buy that shade of red, and it turns out they are a murder.

What if you watch as your soulmate leaves little notes and just stares at them so you can read them, like little, “where ever you are, I love you.” notes?

What if your soulmate is your best friend, and at a sleep over you fall asleep first you you just see in thier vision as they draw dicks on your forehead.

What if your soulmate is being held captive so you use your resources to figure out where they are.

What if your soulmates dead and you just fall asleep and see that your in a coffin. Unmoving.

What if your soulmate writes little notes for you and you do the same and you have little conversations via notes and one day you fall asleep and you see that your in a hospital, flatlining.

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

i hate david tennant for taking two of the goofiest fictional men on the planet and making me feel sad things about them against my will. the audacity of the man.

Might as well also share the comic I did for self indulgent purposes and got some RIDIC traction on twitter.

Also monster girlfriends are valid, woo you a chaos goddess today.

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Person B: Have you ever been rejected before?

Person A: Yeah, once

Person B: *intrigued* really?

Person A: A dog rejected me when I tried to pet her

Bedelia: What are you doing?

Hannibal: Appreciating fine literature and art.

Bedelia: But you’re just looking at pictures and texts from Will.

I was talking to a kid in my daughter’s class today, and she said that she thought it would be fun to write a story about the Titanic, but with supernatural creatures.

So I said, “Yeah, that would great! What would the creatures do? Would they save the Titanic from sinking?”

And she gave me the most disgusted look. I have never seen a 9 year old face look so appalled.

“No,” she said, speaking very clearly so as to never be so grossly misunderstood again, “they’re going to eat the passengers.”

God I hope she lets me read it.

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