Just Because I Don’t Have Anything Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Do Something

I see no difference…

A happy Lysander to brighten your day 🌸

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In case you missed this heart warming exchange

don’t like this but I worked on it for far too long to scrap it now ):

U know what, I’m reblogging all my art here and then probably deleting culaccino

Lesbians proposing to each other at the same time and crying as they recognise how fuckin dorky they both are is my life blood and I hope to one day find somebody to propose to me the same day I do them

WTS sushi reactions;

Would you guys plz stop freaking the shit outta my little Sushi! He’s too precious ❤️

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue 'e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: "My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

Halloween: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 2: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Halloween 3: The owner of a latex mask company sells masks with microchips inside, each containing a fragment of Stonehenge, and each chip will summon a swarm of murderous insects once triggered by a Halloween commercial that will kill the wearer and help bring witchcraft back to the world.

Halloween 4: Michael Myers returns, murdering people across his former hometown.

Why yes I can find the Gay in any situation.

It's Me