Mitski>>>>>

Can you imagine dying, going to heaven, and instead of a god it’s just Jack manifold. And you say “actually I’ll go to hell then” and you do. And it’s just Jack manifold again.

Bitches be like “This is NSFW! Minors DNI!”

And the Mf the nsfw is about be the same age/younger than those minors they don’t want interacting 💀

Help a homie out today! bite his boobs off!

(people from my school)

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

edible aint shit

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.