I Lied, We Aren't Having Sex. Put Your Clothes Back On. Im Going To Explain The History Of A Japanese

A pair of corvids are observed perched silently atop a street light during a misty morning in coastal California. ♡

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

When you get home from a long day and can finally rip off your bra or binder it feels like this

i see this mf everywhere

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.

*thinks of something really sad*

ehhehehehehe

THE skrunkliest dude I've ever seen

"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

"little" and "freak" are my favourite adjective noun combo. like not only are you peculiar in nature but you are also rather small.