reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
Sup! I am going on a bit of a hiatus, I have other stuff I want to work on aside from fanfiction & just some other stuff in life! I could only be gone a week or two or I may be gone a month.
Ill still be reading & rebloging on here so ill still be about I just wont be posting fanfics for any fandom!
(request box is still open but I wont get to them till I'm back!)
Real
I cant start a conversation but i can yapp once you start one
me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
Parings ā Peter Parker x Reader
Warnings ā nakedness, suggestive, 18+
Summary ā Peter gets really giddy when he sees your boobs.
A/N - was inspired by @webslingingslasher 's this little blurb
You stepped out of Peterās bathroom, towel in hand as you gently dried your hair, water droplets still lingering on your skin. The air in his room was warm, comforting, and the sound of a movie quietly played on the TV. You stood by the edge of the bed, your eyes naturally drifting toward the screen where Peter had his focus lockedāwell, until he caught sight of you in his peripheral vision.
He shifted slightly, trying to refocus on the TV, but his mind couldnāt quite settle. His gaze kept pulling toward you, and you noticed how his eyes flickered in your direction, widening for a moment.
āWhat?ā You asked, confused but amused as you caught him staring out of the corner of your eye.
āNothing,ā he stammered quickly, eyes darting back to the screen. But his mind wasnāt there at all. Not when his peripheral vision picked up something elseāa peek of skin, the curve of your boobs just barely in sight as you moved to grab something from his nightstand.
Peter turned his head, and in that instant, his brain short-circuited. You werenāt wearing a shirt. In fact, you werenāt wearing anything at all.
"Whoaā" His voice cracked a little, and his whole body froze in place.
You didnāt seem to notice at first, casually sitting down on the bed next to him, stretching out like it was the most normal thing in the world.
"Is this... are you asking for sex?" Peter blurted out, his face already turning red as his eyes stayed glued to you.
You laughed softly, looking at him like he was overreacting. "No, just hanging out, why?"
His eyes flickered down to your chest, then back up, his mouth slightly open. "Your boobs are out. Like, Iām looking at them."
You rolled your eyes, shaking your head with a playful smile. "Peter, Iām literally butt-ass naked."
"Yeah, I know! But likeā" His hands gestured toward your chest, unable to look away. "Your boobs. Theyāre just out right now."
"And? Youāve seen them a million times!"
Peter was quiet for a second, clearly struggling to process the situation. "Yeah, but⦠theyāre just there. And youāre chilling, like, I can just look at them."
"Peter," you chuckled, giving him a light shove. "Stop acting like a child."
"I did nothing today, and Iāve been rewarded with free boobs," he continued, not even hearing your words at this point. "Holy shit, Iāve never been luckier than this moment right now."
"You're such a dork," you said, shaking your head with a grin.
Peter blinked, eyes wide, his voice barely more than a whisper. "Is this a thing? Are we doing this now? Like, am I lucky enough to get this for the rest of my life?"
You laughed, rolling your eyes but secretly loving how giddy he was. "Oh my god, Peter."
He finally pulled his eyes away from your chest to meet your gaze, his expression still one of awe. "Seriously, Iām the luckiest guy ever. You donāt even know."
"Peter," you said, raising an eyebrow, "Iām right here. I think I know."
But Peter was in his own world, his grin wide and goofy. "I mean, Iāve loved you for a million reasons, but thisāthis is just the cherry on top."
You snorted, giving him another playful shove. "Okay, calm down, Parker."
Peter scooted closer to you on the bed, still unable to hide his amazement. "Are you sure this isnāt some weird trick to get me to do something?"
You laughed again, leaning into his side. "No, Peter. Just hanging out."
He let out a sigh of relief, but his eyes flickered back down, unable to help himself. "God, I love you."
"You love my boobs," you rolled your eyes.
"That too!" Peter admitted, leaning in to press a kiss to your shoulder. "But I love you way more."
You felt your heart swell at his words, but you kept the teasing grin on your face. "Better."
Peter laughed, wrapping his arm around your shoulders, his hand resting lightly on your arm. "Seriously, though. This⦠this is the best day ever."
You rolled your eyes again, but you couldnāt help the warmth that spread through your chest. Being with Peter, even in these silly, casual moments, made everything feel perfect.
"You're ridiculous," you said softly, pressing a quick kiss to his cheek.
Peter leaned into you, still grinning like he couldnāt believe his luck. "Yeah, but you love it."
Peter bit his lip, trying to contain his excitement but failing miserably. His wide, boyish grin returned as he looked at you. "Can I⦠massage them?"
You raised an eyebrow, smirking as you leaned back slightly, crossing your arms. "You're just searching for a reason to touch them."
Peter chuckled nervously, shrugging his shoulders like he was caught red-handed. "No.... okay yes, but⦠you canāt blame me, right? Iām only human!" His eyes darted between your face and your chest, barely able to keep still.
You let out a light laugh, shaking your head at how easily flustered he got around you, even after all this time. "You are so predictable, Pete."
"Hey, in my defense," he said, sitting up straighter, "youāre literally naked, and Iām trying to be a good boyfriend here by, you know, helping you relax. Massages are relaxing!"
"Is that so?" You teased, leaning a little closer to him, watching as his eyes widened at your movement. "So you're offering to help me relax, huh? Not just trying to cop a feel?"
"Totally!" Peter grinned sheepishly, clearly knowing you saw right through him. "Iām all about helping, nothing else."
You playfully rolled your eyes, leaning back against the pillows, still not entirely convinced. "Uh-huh, sure. What kind of massage are we talking about, Mr. Parker?"
His eyes brightened instantly, and he shifted on the bed, eager to make his move. "Like, a really good one! Iāve been practicing my technique, you know. I could help with any tension youāve gotāneck, shoulders, or⦠y'know⦠boobs"
"Peter," you laughed, raising a hand to cover your face, "you really are something else."
"Come on, please?" He practically begged, his face adorably eager as he reached out his hands, hovering them just above your chest as if asking for permission. "You know it'll feel amazing."
You sighed dramatically, though a playful smile tugged at your lips. "Alright, fine. But if this is just a clever excuse toā"
Before you could even finish, Peterās hands gently cupped your breasts, his touch tentative at first as he gauged your reaction. The second you didnāt protest, he relaxed, his grin widening.
"Okay, this is awesome," he whispered, his hands moving carefully as he started massaging your skin in soft, slow circles. "I swear Iām being professional about this."
"Uh hu, sure you are," you said, but you couldnāt help the soft sigh that escaped your lips as his warm hands worked their magic. You hadnāt expected him to actually be good at it.
"See? Told you Iām good at this," Peter murmured, clearly pleased with himself as he gently kneaded your skin. "I mean, I could do this all day."
You chuckled, feeling his excitement through his careful movements. "Yeah, I can tell."
Peter leaned in, his breath warm against your neck as he spoke. "Can we make this a regular thing? Like, I get to massage you every night?"
"Now youāre definitely pushing it," you teased, swatting his arm.
"But Iām serious!" He insisted, his grin still in full force. "Itās a win-win, right? You get a massage, and I getā"
"To touch my boobs," you finished for him, smirking.
"Exactly!" Peter said, nodding as if this was the most logical argument in the world. "Everybody wins."
You couldnāt help but laugh, shaking your head at his adorable persistence. "You're lucky you're cute, Parker."
"I know," he whispered back, his grin softening as he leaned in to press a gentle kiss to your lips. "Iām the luckiest guy in the world."
His hands continued to move slowly, more focused now as he massaged your skin with just the right amount of pressure. You felt your body relax under his touch, your playful banter giving way to a comfortable silence.
"Okay, okay," you finally murmured, your voice soft as you melted into the pillows. "You mightāve been right about this massage thing."
Peter chuckled softly, leaning down to kiss the top of your head. "Told you."
You closed your eyes, letting yourself enjoy the moment. His hands were warm, gentle, and filled with affection. This wasnāt just about him copping a feelāit was him loving you in his own silly, adorable way.
"Fine," you whispered, a smile tugging at your lips, "maybe we can make this a regular thing."
Peterās eyes lit up with excitement, his grin spreading wide as he kissed your cheek. "Best. Day. Ever."
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Description: thirteen years in the fbi and ten weeks in prison does a number on Spencer, only when he arrives back in the office he meets the sunshine rookie that seems rather taken with him.
word length: 2.6k (this really ran away from me)
warnings: post-prison Reid, slightest age gap, Spencer dealing with coming home from prison, gun shooting?
authors note: hozierās new song 'Too Sweet' + post-prison reid is a need, not a want.
He smelled her french vanilla perfume before he even knew she was there. But then again, it was all he could smell the minute she waltzed into the office with a tray of coffee, like someone had stuck a sweet dessert in the oven and baked it on full.Ā
āGood morning!ā She chirped, winding an arm over his shoulder and setting down a take out cup and a little chocolate donut on his desk, āPen said you like chocolate, and I mean who doesnāt like chocolate, right?āĀ
She was potent when she was so close to him, and in one single breath he caught a whiff of her shampoo, before she had flitted over to her side of the desk that sat opposite his, where Morgan once sat. Noticing his hesitance, mistaking it for discontent she paused, almost spilling her own beverage over the potted plant she kept by her keyboard, scrambling to set it on the surface.
āY-you do like chocolate right? I mean they had strawberry too, I can switch yours with JJās, Iām sure she wouldnāt mind-ā She splurged, and her face was much too worried considering it was a matter of a donut, particularly considering he was already eying up the way the thick chocolate was melting in the pastry bag.
āChocolate is great, I loveā¦ā He held up the bag to read the label with squinting hazel hues, āCocoa Caramel delight,ā
He had never heard of it.
He had never even seen this brand, but he wanted to quell her nerves even in the slightest. The BAU didnāt have the funds for a new keyboard, let alone time to send her to the ER if she ended up spilling her coffee over her hand.Ā
She seemed convinced, and he offered her a small smile, not exactly his most enthusiastic, but then again he hadnāt been much of a morning person since heād come out of prison. He liked quiet, he liked a moment to himself before Penelope called them into the round table for briefing. But she was sweet, too sweet perhaps for the dark nature of their job.Ā
He could already see it chewing up her perky disposition and spitting her right back out within a year.Ā It happened to the best of them.
But she smiled back at him, a million watt grin that made him think maybe he was being a little cruel. She was still brand new, still trying to make friends and he remembered how hard he tried when it had been his first few weeks on the team. He turned his gaze away from her in shame, reading the way sheād written his name on the cup in a pink sharpie, framing it with two doodle hearts.Ā
She all but skipped away, sensing he didnāt feel like talking much anymore, and he heard Emily exclaiming she was āA caffeine angel sent from the heavens,ā as she handed her the drink. He watched her braided hair disappear down the hall as she bounced over to Penelopeās lair.Ā
He picked at the cocoa caramel delight with a kind of self loathing he was familiar with, the french vanilla still a saccharine sugar in his nose.Ā
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She caught him again; though this time he felt her bristle past his arm, watching the bullets pierce the target paper with an accuracy that only came from fourteen years of practice.Ā
āDo you reckon you could teach me how to do that?ā Her cadence was light and airy, and he had to stop himself from jumping, from slamming the butt of the gun into her nose on reaction, because he knew she meant well, even though she had no idea how damaged he was.
He was still out of sorts from having to look over his shoulder at every second of the day, and he was surprised he was holding it together so far. He supposed shooting the shit out of a target helped.
Because it was just her, looking at him with soft eyes and a smile that could start wars, and he knew she had no idea the effect she had on the walls heād tried so hard to build in prison.Ā
She must have mistook his look for annoyance, because she was quick to fumble with her own loaded gun, taking a step back in retreat, worried that she crossed some line she didnāt know heād drawn.
āOr I could get Luke to show me, I didnāt mean to bother you, I just am really a shit shot and I know thatās pretty useless in the field-ā It wasnāt until he flicked the safety on and took a step to follow her did she look at him again hopefully.Ā
āNo, Iād be more than happy to show you,ā He cleared his throat, setting his pistol in its holster and stepping behind her as she lined herself up for the fake body meant to resemble an unsub, āWe all have to start somewhere. Show me your form,āĀ
She raised her arms up in front of her, aiming for a few seconds for the spot in the centre of the chest cavity, her finger reaching up for the trigger.Ā
She shot once, her face hardened for the first time heād ever seen, and they both watched the paper rip about half a foot down the unsubās leg.Ā
āSee, in my head itās hitting dead centre and then by the time I shoot itās wiggling all over the place,ā She explained, scratching her neck and frowning at the paper body, āI donāt suppose unsubs are willing to stand still and wait while the rookie figures out her shot,ā
āYour hips are perfect, wide stance means you get more stability against the ricochet,ā She tried not to simper at his words, or the way he sidled up behind her, his hands coming up to her shoulders as if heād known her for years, as if JJ hadnāt told her how much he hated other peopleās germs, āItās in your shoulders youāre losing balance, try relaxing a little,ā
But she couldnāt not when he was breathing down her neck, rubbing those long fingers over her shoulder blades trying to get her to straighten out her posture, hoping he couldnāt feel the way her chest rattled with nerves.Ā
āRelax,ā He reminded, trying not to chuckle when he felt her shake her arms out as a means of hiding the way her skin had warmed under his rough touch, āYou know, my unit chief taught me how to shoot. I wasnāt at all good at it when I first started,ā
āOh really?ā She asked, her breaths feather light as he reached around her and adjusted her grip on the gun, āH-he must have been a good teacher,ā
āHe was the best,ā Spencer agreed, brushing off the fact she was all but putty beneath his hands, āThree steps for the perfect shot; front sight, trigger press, follow through. Always keep your head forward, always keep your dominant finger ready, and wait until youāve shot to drop your stance,āĀ
She looked up at him in admiration, and her soft smile was back as his own musk of laundry detergent and chamomile soap encompassed her as his arms did.Ā
He brought one of those big hands to the back of her head, moving her with gentle ease to look back at the target, a slight chuckle in his voice as he spoke: āFocus, whatās step number one?ā
āFront sight,ā She echoed him, fixing her shoulders with determination as he dropped his hands and stepped away from her. Taking a deep breath, she murmured to herself under her breath the next step as her forefinger rested over the trigger. She pulled it after a moment of courage, and froze in spot as she watched it hit where the stomach would sit.Ā
Not a perfect shot, but certainly a lot better than she had been doing.Ā
Her eyes widened behind the thick protective glasses, and her hands became fists above her head as she squealed in delight.Ā
āDid you see that- did you see!ā She yelled over the sound proof ear muffs they both wore, and he was quick to grab the gun out of her swinging arms, clicking the safety on for her before she could end up blowing a hole in the ceiling.Ā
āVery good, give it a few months youāll be a natural,ā He complimented with a smile as she clapped her hands in glee, buzzing on the spot as if sheād chugged five energy drinks or doubled up on her coffee for the day.Ā
He tried ignoring the way his chest warmed seeing her so happy because of him, especially when she looked at him like that.Ā
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āYou said you needed those files, Dr Reid,ā Sheād appeared again, like she always did, and he had barely enough time to glance up from the paper he was already inspecting before he was hit by the perfume again, and he looked up to see two bright eyes watching him hopefully. Her arms were piled high with easily a box full of folders he had asked Anderson to find for him, and he saw the way she strained slightly to keep them held tight.Ā
āJesus! Let me help you,ā She prayed he couldnāt feel the way her heart thumping against the manilla folders as he leaned over to take them out of her grasp, the way her eyes fell to his light smattering of facial hair as his lips were little more than a few inches from hers. Even when his hands brushed hers, and he seemed to realise she was staring, watching her scramble to look somewhere else other than his amused eyes, embarrassed heād caught her, āThankyou. And just call me Spencer,āĀ
āThankyou,ā She echoed, shaking her head with a girlish smile on her face, her cheeks warm with humiliation, āI mean youāre welcome, any time,āĀ
For the sake of her self preservation he waited until she turned around to smile to himself, pretending he didnāt see the way she muttered under her breath, or that she almost walked straight into the filing cabinet on her hasty exit out of the office.Ā
āSeems like you have a shadow,ā Emilyās voice met him as he heard her heeled footsteps approach, and they both watched their newest team mate almost bump right into JJ as she kept her head down, stroking her hair nervously, āShe was super excited to meet you when you were away, said she went to one of your guest lectures you did with Hotch a couple years ago,ā
His brows shot into his hairline, something warm flourishing in his chest when he saw her peek back to see the two of them watching her, and she immediately darted for her seat for an excuse to turn her back to them.Ā
Spencer smiled again, running a hand through his curled locks as if he was trying to think of something else other than the joy that had over come his features.Ā
She certainly was charming, in an incredibly girlish way, and he wasnāt the only one who thought it. He hadnāt heard Penelope giggling so much since Morgan had left, nor did he miss the way Rossi and Emily watched her darting around in the field, chasing after her as if she needed one of those leashes people had for toddlers.
Or the way Luke had had to talk her out of bringing a stray cat back to the BAU just two days ago because āit looked sad and lonelyā.Ā
She was only eight years his junior, and yet he felt like the job had made him too hard, too mature, too tough against a softness like hers.
Girls had never really been interested in him, at least not for him as Spencer Reid, not as SSA Dr Reid. He had the occasional fling, even Maeve in the grand scheme of things had been a budding romance at best, and just the thought of Cat Adams viper-like eyes had him shuddering.Ā
He barely wanted anything to do with women at the moment, at least that was what heād told himself every night heād been fighting for his damn life in prison.Ā
But it was almost too easy to feel this way about her, like he couldnāt drink in her sweet smell or even sweeter voice fast enough, or bathe in her gaze that melted like rich chocolate when he took a glance her way.Ā
He didnāt bring it up with her until they were the last few people filing out of the office.Ā
āI can drive you,ā She chirped, almost dropping the contents of her bag everywhere as she rooted for her car keys, and before he could protest, because it was like all he could see now was how eager to be around him she was and he wasnāt too sure he could keep himself from opening pandoraās box, she jingled her keys, that of course had crochet bluebells hanging from them and all but danced past him into the elevator. āCome on, you can have shotgun,āĀ
āIāll be the only passenger, doesnāt that mean I automatically have shotgun?ā He asked, following behind her as she stood in the elevator with a beaming smile, her finger clicking the ground floor button a bunch of times even though it made no difference how fast the doors closed.Ā
āWell, yeah, but itās going to be the best shotgun youāve ever had. Iām talking you can be Miss Daisy and Iāll be your Morgan Freeman,ā And as if her spirit was infectious, he shook his head with a hidden chuckle.
There was a minute of silence between the two as she played with a loose thread on her cardigan, and it was then he took the chance to ask her the question that had been burning on his lips all day.Ā
āYou didnāt by any chance go to University of Pennsylvania, did you?ā Spencer asked, noting the way her eyes fell to the floor and how she licked her lips nervously.
āYeah,ā She replied cautiously, fingers clenched tightly around her keyring, āI know itās not Caltech, but it was pretty good-ā
āDidn't you see my lecture with Hotch?ā He asked, and his smile widened tenfold when her hands slapped over her cheeks that burned with horror, moving quickly up to cover her eyes, āLittle birdy told me you were quite excited to meet me-ā
āOh, Emily,ā She groaned, burying her face in her palms, avoiding his teasing expression like the plague, āI knew, I knew she was going to tell you, Iām surprised she didnāt tell JJ first, unless she did and our whole team know I was some crazy girl who liked the FBI agents so much she switched her major,āĀ
āYou switched your major for me?ā He asked incredulously and he only laughed harder, one of the first times since heād come home, when she groaned louder, turning away from him entirely.Ā
āShut up, I did not swap my major for you,ā She bit back, and she finally met his gaze, her expression an embarrassed wince, āI just⦠liked the material. You were very compelling,ā
āDid you have a poster of us?ā Spencer wanted to stop teasing, knew he was being a little cruel, but how could he resist when she shriek in between laughter, shoving his shoulder with mortification.
āNo,ā
āDid you kiss Hotchās picture before bed like an obsessive fangirl?āĀ
She gestured to him vulgarly as they left the elevator and headed for the car park, and it made a huge difference to the usual adoration she watched him with, but maybe, he thought, it made him like her even more.Ā
āNo more shotgun for you, youāre going in the trunk like an old rug,ā She snapped, though he could tell she was still horrified by the way she avoided his delighted hazelnut gaze.Ā
āLike an old rug?ā He feigned hurt, but when they sat in her car, she finally looked over at him with something vulnerable and yet affectionate, like heād seen her for all she was worth. He reached over the console to squeeze her hand gently, not missing the way her palm clammed beneath his and she struggled for words, so he continued for her, āThatās really no way to talk to your idol, you know,āĀ
Spencer swore his chest felt lighter than it had in months watching her laugh like that.
bodies should never ever hurt when iām trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. thatās enough
āenglish isnāt my first languaāā say no more.
I like the little tumblr badges, whenever tumblrs like hey, wanna give us $2.99 a month for a shiny thing Iām all so tempted too
I donāt have 2.99
I donāt have the money to go into debt for shiny badges on tumblr of any kind
But i just might