It is the year of our lord 2022. I told a customer I liked her shoelaces. Not as a tumblr reference, as a genuine compliment. I had forgotten about the meme altogether, and her shoelaces were a pastel ombré of various pinks and oranges, with bronze aglets.
She smirked. I had fallen into her trap. She would later tell me at the register that she bought fancy shoelaces for every pair of her sneakers, for this very reason.
“Thanks.” she said, mischievously grinning, “I stole them from the president.”
I burst out laughing. She smiled triumphantly, and then the snort in my laugh made her laugh. My 40yo coworker looked at us like we were from mars.
You learned your lessons, be it from a situation or a lover. You’ve endured the good and the bad, you’ve released all negative vibes, and now it’s time to move on and embrace the new beginnings.
Your guides are protecting you every step of the way. You are in good hands, now flourish.
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Blessed be, bbs 💕✨
You know what the second I stopped saying “I wish I had a friend who-“ and started being “the friend who-“ my life has gotten 100% more fulfilling
You’re so strong. I promise, this is all worth it. I love you. Everything is going to be okay.
I think we should destroy the mindset of not asking people things related to their degrees...that's like the whole reason they have them
gay rights haha rb patreon insta
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
all of us have been unlearning problematic things - it’s really malicious and in bad faith to purposefully dig up old posts by someone that do not reflect their current opinions and attack them over it out of context
these 2 are ones i can think abt rn while im doing hw like, honestly one of my fav quotes is the “don’t think about what’s easy, think about what’s fun” and that goes hand in hand 🤝 with oikawa’s “i forgot that volleyball was fun”
“That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.”
— Deb Caletti
hell yeah/ randomness and witchcraft beach/ they,them / 22/ virgo 🌻
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