I Have Just Discovered What Demiromantic Means And I Think I May Be That

RIDDLE: you can have a emo twink boyfirend but he will only ever call you his “stinkbug.” TAKE or KILL?

Merlin Takes No Shits AU (crack)

Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?

Merlin:

Merlin:

Merlin: Hasta fucking la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)

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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?

Merlin: No

Gaius: ...And?

Merlin: ???

Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Merlin: Nah lol

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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?

Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?

Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)

Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?

Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)

Arthur: (jaw drop)

Merlin: See you around, stranger.

[Silence as Merlin strides away]

Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!

[Merlin waves without looking back]

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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]

Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—

Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.

Khilgharrah: (shocked)

Merlin: thx (leaves)

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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal

Arthur: (who's not deaf) WHAT?

Merlin: what

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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]

Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌

klee’s hair looks like onions

tumblr user noodles-and-tea draws johnlock and i start tweaking every time

Johnlock but from The Abominable Bride?👀

Watson’s trying his hand at deductions (it’s not going well)

The way you draw s&c Sherlock and John is so silly ur art style looks so yummy 10/10 would eat ur art

ThaNK YOU!!!

im struggling to find arlefuri fics where they fall in love and furina isnt being tortured by arle im need help

every time politicians lie they should be zapped

gay people smh

Albedo: I have something… important to tell you. 

Kaeya: me too… maybe itll be easier if we say it at the same time? 

Albedo: ok.

Albedo: I love you. 

Kaeya [at the same time]: I’m from Khaenriah. 

Albedo: 

Kaeya:

both at the same time: oh my god me too-

"you must be so normal" the people say to me and I nod and laugh and say haha yes of course but in reality I am rotating Dr. John H. Watson in my mind and they have no idea