Arthur: what are you doing?
Gwen: *watching a couple* matchmaking
Arthur: what's that?
Gwen: I'm like a hitman. Only that my objective is to get people together and not shoot them.
Arthur: ... Is that a thing? You can do that?
Gwen: sweety, I can do anything, I'm Gwen
Arthur: can you matchmake me and Merlin?
Gwen: consider it done
After they got together:
Merlin: I hear you're a hitman
Gwen: how can I help, dear?
Merlin: I need a hitman. I have my eye on someone who needs to motherfucking DIE
Arthur: she's not that kind of -
Gwen: *already taking out her guns* give me a name
I,,,, I uhhh,,,,,,, ummmmm uhhhhhhh
sketch I guess!
just making sure everyone sees this very important update about @wafans-blog's campaign! basically, we need to reach $85,500 by Sunday August 18th to cover gfm and international transfer fees. this is the final push to get two families to safety! $5,338 to go, every $5 matters
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PT: just making sure everyone sees this very important update about @/wafans-blog's campaign! basically, we need to reach $85,500 by Sunday August 18th to cover gfm and international transfer fees. this is the final push to get two families to safety! $5,338 to go, every $5 matters /end PT
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i cant believe they did that to ratthew he deserved better
Rip Ratthew
Zhongli and Guoba are so cute amandbna ahhhhh
bbc sherlock fan saying sherlock & co sherlock isnt gay like???? thats my fruit cake right there apologize rn
Get yourself a man who doesn't understand high five etiquette, puts his feet on train seats and uses Thomas the Tank Engine plasters
“No. Thank you.”
“You’re missing out.”
Underused Relationship Trope.