If Dead Boy Detectives Doesn’t Get Renewed I Will Cry For DAYS

my mom and i are about to be homeless

I have... no idea what to even say here. We got this letter 2 days ago. Not even a *week* before the scheduled date. We're 350$ behind on rent, which isn't a lot, but the landlady refuses to cancel the eviction if we can pay it. I think its because she found out I'm trans? She's been really rude to me ever since. Idk. I've been applying to apartments nonstop, but our credit is poor and an eviction makes finding a place that isn't run by a slumlord almost impossible. We're going to be homeless in a few days ... and the only option I see for the short term is an extended stay motel, and contacting every suitable craigslist rental listing I see. If you can help us at all, even a little bit, to afford a motel in the meantime, please consider donating... here's my paypal and my mom's cashapp. paypal.me/treesinspace / cash.me/$ggbwallac3

someone let me be emo and a kpop stan and i think that was fucked up of them

"Autistic people aren't worried about other people's feelings" well that's big fucking news to me considering how I'm anxious 24/7 about accidentally annoying everyone I ever meet

“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

Merlin Takes No Shits AU (crack)

Enemy of the Week: Hah! What can a filthy, pathetic, lowly servant like you possibly do without the protection of your prince?

Merlin:

Merlin:

Merlin: Hasta fucking la vista, bitch (shitty fireball cgi)

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Gaius: What were you thinking?! The king could have sentenced you to death! Have you any sense of self-preservation, boy?

Merlin: No

Gaius: ...And?

Merlin: ???

Gaius: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Merlin: Nah lol

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Arthur: Tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?

Merlin: ...Are you propositioning me?

Arthur: (wide eyes) (blush)

Arthur: You—Of course not! What is wrong with you?

Merlin: Cause if you were, I wouldn't turn your offer down. (easy smirk)

Arthur: (jaw drop)

Merlin: See you around, stranger.

[Silence as Merlin strides away]

Arthur: (shouts) I am the prince. You can't just walk away from me!

[Merlin waves without looking back]

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[Merlin enters the Dragon's cave for the first time.]

Khilgharrah: How small you are for such—

Merlin: Can you, for the love of the Gods, shut up with the mindspeak? I'm trying to sleep.

Khilgharrah: (shocked)

Merlin: thx (leaves)

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Merlin: (mutters) dayum shawty thy bumcheeks should be illegal

Arthur: (who's not deaf) WHAT?

Merlin: what

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Uther: [hate speech about sorcerers]

Merlin in the background, seething: 🤌🤌🤌

ao3 fics i’ve loved!!!

i’ve been reading a LOT of ao3 genshin fics lately, and wanted to share some love for them and the authors over here! some may have tumblr pages that i don’t know about, so pls feel free to let me know if i miss any.

they’re listed in no particular order:)

hall of fame

aka ones i can’t stop thinking about

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (kaeya x albedo) | multi-chapter - this is SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DEPICTION OF ALBEDO AND KAEYA i feel so many emotions just THINKING about it. fluff and smut and everything nice 🥰

A Thief in a Mansion by Wiolli (kaeya x albedo) | multi-chapter - this was so fucking gorgeous. so. gorgeous. i loved this so so so much. if you read it PLEASE talk to me about it.

you are the night time fear by PaintItBlack (childe x zhongli) | 22.4k words - god this is such a fucking good blend of smut and angst. it’s kinda long (just like zhongli’s di-) but WORTH IT

multi-chapter works

Hellbent by virixe (scaramouche x reader) - a literal NOVEL, incredible angst (some fluff, but mostly angst) and i’m normally not one to read angst. it’s literally so good i can’t even put into words how much i was engrossed in it. the author just finished it, i truly couldn’t stop checking for updates as it was coming out!

The Thief and the Harbingers by Lauren___manuel (scaramouche x reader, childe x reader) - PHEW i fell in-love with this depiction of childe so much. it’s being updated every friday!!

As a River Carves Through Mountains by go_ask_ash (childe x zhongli) - PHEW this combo of smut and angst and fluff… again, i’m usually not one for angst. but BOI is the angst in this incredible. i’m eagerly waiting for the next chapter to come out.

Meteor Shower by valkyrie_cha (childe x zhongli) - this had me all types of horny and emotional. it’s not finished, tho, and i don’t think ever will be. SO that’s a warning:’)

one-shots/short works

Kiss Me Till the Night Ends by rivervul (kaeya x albedo) - phew.

Cry for Me by rivervul (kaeya x albedo) - phew 2.0. needy albedo has my mind running a mile a minute.

Open Canvas for My Beloved by umathe (childe x zhongli) - this is so lovely and so spicy 🥵 childe is determined to find a way to mark zhongli’s quick-healing body the way zhongli does to his. it’s … *chef’s kiss*

Gentleman’s Curfew by scattertxt (kaeya x albedo) - this is simultaneously tooth-rotting and spicy. what’s better than that???

Give and Take by lunalagnia (kaeya x albedo) - imma say it, something about inexperienced albedo with kaeya taking it slow is just … nice. also i just KNOW albedo’s lil diamond mark is sensitive.

the best decision by mylomanya (kaeya x albedo) - i’m typically one for top kaeya x sub albedo but this dom albedo is NICEEEEEEEE

i love john's anxiety disorder. yes silly man FREAK THE FUCK OUT all the time you've earned it

“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

finished reading good omens o7