Modern AU concept:
*grindr notifcation goes off*
Merlin: Arthur ... Why are you on grindr?
Arthur: Well, you said that I would return when Albion's need is greatest. But I can't do it on my own, so I thought I'll go and recruit some knights. And in the app description it says that you can find men on this app.
Merlin: ...
Merlin: okay then, carry on.
Bonus 1:
Arthur: MERLIN!!!!
Merlin: yes, Arthur?
Arthur: why do all these men want to bed me?!?!?!
Merlin: because it's a dating app. I told you about those
Arthur: oh... Wait, then why did you recognise the notification sound?
Merlin: ...
Arthur: Are you bedding men?
Merlin: I do have a life outside of you.
Arthur: *hurrying to open his phone*
*grindr sound goes off again on Merlin's phone this time.
Merlin: did you just match me?
Arthur: you can't have a life outside of me. I am everywhere.
Bonus 2: *weeks later*
Grindr sound goes off again.
Arthur: holy shit, I think I found Gwaine!!!
God, John and Sherlock from Sherlock & Con. are such an old married couple. They know each other for at max a couple of months and they pull this off on ep 12
John: "You are so cleaver, honestly"
Sherlock, flustered: "Oh...Stop"
John: "No, seriously"
Sherlock: "Stop it now, Watson. You flatter me. What about you with that tackle? Positively brutish!"
John, flustered too: "Well I was just... right in my stride and bang! Really connected- down he went"
Sherlock: "It was spectacular!"
John: "Aw thanks mate, it hurt my shoulder tho"
Sherlock: "You should put ice on that"
John: " Nah nah, it's ok"
Sherlock: "You'll regret it if you don't~"
John: "nahnahnah I'm fine honestly"
Sherlock, not convinced: "hm sure"
Guy that John just tackled to the ground: "Would you two shut up?"
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
good omens written by sir terry pratchett and anthony j crowley
this except it’s letting myself enjoy the things i wouldn’t allow myself in middle/high school
cross posting my own tweet because I’m right and tumblr would appreciate it more
since sherlock & co made lestrade a woman they should make her and mariana kiss
beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash
I’d like to thank the new event