Nobody Tell Him.

merthur au where king arthur is tired that the women are crazy over him and the royal court is nagging him to marry so he turns to merlin instead:

Arthur: i need you to be my husband

Merlin (dropping plates on the floor): WHAT?

Arthur (who thinks this is brilliant idea): it’s simple logic merlin if you marry me, the court will back off and the women will be scandalized!

Merlin: arthur im a guy

Arthur: merlin what part of women will be scandalized did you not understand, plus merlin, have you actually heard of ‘homosexual royalties’ before?

Merlin: i don’t think so…?

merlin ended up being arthur’s husband for an indefinite amount of time

i am physically unwell about sherlock & co johnlock

YOU hates terfs

i hear john and/or sherlock start talking and i just go from 😔 to 🤩 immediately

blorbos make me so joyous

reading good omens so fun

I've heard the argument "well generative writing is fine as a starting point but you've got to make it your own". babe I'm sorry you never learned to write an outline maybe this hobby isn't for you.

the boops are going to make my phone crash but i do NOT care

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