I Feel Like A Lot Of Discourse Around Identities Could Just Be Boiled Down To “you Could Not Pay Me

Charles and Arthur’s brotherly love subplot while Max and George are busy blowing up the media pen with their beef

This is 24 year old George Russell, who due to Seb’s illness was the sole director of the GPDA present at the 2022 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix. This is him leaving an impromptu drivers’ meeting held after the evening FP2 session; the meeting was arranged after it became apparent that there was a non-zero chance that the circuit might become the victim of a missile attack.

For some three hours, the entirety of the paddock’s press stared through the floor to ceiling windows of their ground floor meeting room, with several of the drivers still in their race suits as they debated how they should respond. After it began to become clear that no consensus could be easily reached, the team principals, who had all left the track much earlier in the evening, started to return. Helmut Marko took the opportunity to announce that Max was two tenths less scared than everyone else, and that while Checo was frightened he would soon get over it because these sorts of things happen all the time in Mexico.

Eventually, and it was well into the early hours of the morning by this point, the rest of the drivers left through a back door while George came out alone, on his way to race control to inform the FIA whether the race weekend would be going ahead.

Yes it’s about swearing, but it’s not just about swearing.

My cat likes you more than me at this point

Also her name is Muriwai here are some photos of her

I've been trying to get up and start my day for almost two hours now but Fox's cat is too cute I don't want to stop cuddling her

“You know what that is, Simply Lovely” MY GOAT IS BACK!!!

everyone’s acting like dipper pines would grow up to be some badass monster hunter but we’re all forgetting that he’d definitely study animation and go on to create a fan-favorite cartoon on disney channel based on his childhood summer vacations, featuring his and mabel’s self insert characters alex and ariel hirsch

ollie bearmans doing that classic 19yo thing where youre clearly working full time but your job description is part time

max' confidence is so incredibly hot cuz he actually has the results to back it up

making a bg3 character and going "i'm so pretty" every cutscene

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

inchident: charles gaslighting everyone his shady move was just an accident and he did no wrong. max is pissed.

community service gate: charles gaslighting everyone him saying fuck wasn't such a big of a deal and no community service is needed. max is pissed.