Julius Caesar Has Been Dead For 2069 Slutty, Slutty Years

Leo continues to be the most unintentionally funny turtle.

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

If Lil Butler was real show I would marathon the heck out of it

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

So I started watching Steven Universe...

I’m on episode 15 now and I have to say, I really like this Onion guy

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Given how the last 02 episode shows that there’s milk in the Digital World (and that’s not a dub censorship thing, it’s in the original as well), and given where milk comes from.

Does that mean, at least in the original Adventure continuity, that there’s a species of Digimon capable of lactating?

Not necessarily. I see it kinda like the way chicken eggs spawn in randomly placed refrigerators. The Digital World just has stuff in it with no real connection to logical causality.

I make no assumptions about this place. For all we know, milk, steak, and eggs might literally just... come from the local convenience store.