First Thing You See After You Zoom In Is How You Die

The asks are now open Im sorry

Dear employees,

Due to…recent events we have “decided” to make this announcement;

I can’t believe i have to say this but you cant “tame” the Horrorboros. Im looking at you, Dave.

Who wants to catch a ride on a Griller?!

Whz is there a Chum in the vents???

Hold on what the fuck

Hold on what the fuck

I accidentally left my favorite hat on the boat before we got the helicopter, is that still here?

We regret to inform you that there is no hat on the boat. However, there have been reports of a Smallfry running around in a comically large hat, maybe you’ll be able to catch him on your next shift.

Grizzco is not responsible fornwhat happens to employee property

Attention employees,

This is HR speaking. Due to reports of some activities that can only be described as reckless, stupid and sometimes illegal we have decided to incorporate ourselves more and hopefully put an end to this bullshit problem.

Should the already mentioned reckless, stupid and sometimes illegal behaviour occur we will inform you about it; the notes will be hung outside of our building. Should this behaviour continue you will be demoted.

With kind regards,

-HR

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Whoever keeps stealing my salmon ‘n egg sandwich from the fridge needs to stop