Grabbing Him By His Shirt And Throwing Him Out The Window /aff

thinking about him isn’t enough anymore I need him to be tangible so I can grab him by the scruff of his neck with my teeth and viciously shake him around like a rabid dog

just a couple of crossed mechs doing inebriating substances, hittin' the bar, and scraptalking ( ignore that soundwave has a mouth in one image </3 )

decepticon crossover, call it a consover

where is my silly dorsal finned tail to wag and big axolotl gills to flare when i see the coolest thing ever, it isn't fair

I feel like I don't have enough body language. I don't have ears to perk up when I'm interested in something, I don't have fangs to bare at people, I can't snarl, I can't howl at the moon and I can't bark at people.

They're having a good time

him🖤✨

You shouldn’t be treating nb people like the secret sexy 3rd gender. Nb people don’t look like a mash of male and female, they’re not sexy androgynous twinks

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

i hate the way the text looks on this but I drew it on my phone and I don't wanna write w my finger rn

please, this is so important to me

There was some curiosity about the comic I made so I decided to expand on this some more as a crossover au. More art under the cut

So Wander isn't in the Theraprism by accident. I mean, the people who work there are under the impression that he's responsible for the destruction of at least one galaxy, being a wanted man in a whole lot of them and seen everywhere, especially on planets that end up destroyed. Wander does nothing to directly refute this fact, because he knows why he's there. The axolotl, knowing that the Theraprism has this view of Wander, decides to bring him over and tell him the situation.

The Theraprism is a place bursting with the worst of the worst villains all in need of redemption. It's exactly the kind of place that needs a Wander, and he's more than happy to oblige. The plus is, since it exists outside of time, he could spend millennia there without missing a second with his friends out in the rest of the universe.

He gets to Theraprism and as he is wont to do, finds the worst of the worst of the worst and latches onto him as his 'new best friend'. And obviously, that's Bill.

Most of the villains Wander focuses on only realize what he's actually doing maybe halfway through, but Bill knows a lot of things. He's heard about Wander and has even gotten a glimpse of him throughout the universe through his all-seeing eyes. He knows this guy's M.O. and if this stinky little hillbilly thinks he's going to make an impact on THE Bill like he's done with all those other mushy losers all across the universe, he's got ANOTHER THING COMING.

(Then again, that's what they all say)

There are a lot of fun things to do with this AU, especially since these two do actually have some similarities, though because of Wander's mysterious existence, and origins, and age, and magical properties, some of it has to be speculation.

Patients are sometimes allowed to keep one or two personal effects if their removal would have drastic consequences for their mental health. Bill was personally checked in by The Axolotl and his hat is far too small to contain anything important, so it's fine. Wander's hat was checked and there was absolutely nothing in it, so that's fine as well. Two normal hats, nothing weird going on.

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