Duo Is Sick

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

Virginia Woolf, A Writer’s Diary, August 1921

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

ADOPTION FUN FACT

If you’re adopted internationally into the United States, BY adoption LAWS you’re legally a citizen, but you still have to apply for documentation and if it’s not done by the age of 18 you have to pay over $500 and get a judge to reopen your adoption case. 

Even More Fun Fact: No one actually tells adoptive families, this so many find out after they’re 18 when their kid needs to get a passport, wants to apply for financial aid, get certain jobs, vote or some other shit that requires proof of citizenship and now it’s too late because they’re 18 or over. 

AND EVEN MORE FUN FACT! You can sometimes even be deported because you can be considered foreign-born, non-citizens! 

Oh and they won’t accept adoption papers or a birth certificate as proof. 

Adoption is FUN. 

I am fucking dying