Just Guard Things
No matter how short your nails are, one will always be broken
*sits in pile of guard flags*
I am the color guardian guardian of the color
“You just gotta .... crank that bitch out.”
-Me showing off a big 45
What I’m bad at: most things
What I’m good at: somehow hitting myself in the face with absolutely everything
And it’s gone over multiple fences
Am I actually gay or is it just Guard?
Junior - about 2 years experience- a happy flag- lots of shitposts made by yours truly- Inbox and chat are always open-
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