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“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

so excited for steel ball run but im NOT excited to see johnnys deflated bum. this is so sickening. genuinely upset how could they do this

oh my god. just give it back

thought it was about time for another crispy Gyro 💞

Sort of redraw of this piece from a while ago

i wanna talk about this shot

maybe this is just me idk

Outlaws

the guy

WAITER WAITER gyjo please…

these posts are always in dire need of character diversity but i am not immune to posting my favs

Masterpost

my animation from 2023, which I still like. Then I spent 10 days without rest drawing about 30-40 frames a day....

it's them

more jojo social media

what steel balls do to a mf

one of my fave panels

Some SBR insta reqs

Hi I posted this everywhere so I will post here too idgaf

LMFAOO

idk if this has been done before but it was so funny in my head

(Will be updated very regularly!)

Chapters: 2/18 Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Johnny Joestar/Gyro Zeppeli, Johnny Joestar & Gyro Zeppeli, Diego Brando/Hot Pants, Diego Brando/Gyro Zeppeli Characters: Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli, Lucy Steel (JoJo), Diego Brando, Hot Pants (JoJo) Additional Tags: Johnny Joestar x Gyro Zeppeli, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Except Johnny's brother, Nicholas is Still Dead, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - No Stands (JoJo), Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Johnny and Diego Are Cousins, Trans Johnny Joestar, Bisexual Johnny Joestar, Bisexual Gyro Zeppeli, Bisexual Diego Brando, Bisexual Hot Pants, Nonbinary Hot Pants, Lesbian Lucy Steel, Minor Diego Brando/Hot Pants, Johnny and Gyro Are Housemates, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Denial of Feelings, College Parties, Underage Drinking, Canon Disabled Character, Johnny Joestar is Still Disabled, Ginger Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli Has An Accent, Fluff, Platonic Cuddling, Accidental Cuddling, Gyro Zeppeli Is A Mess, Yearning, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Self-Harm, Self-Esteem Issues, Miscommunication, Cleaning and Bandaging Each Other's Wounds, Jealousy, Possessiveness, Revenge Sex, Crying After Sex, taking care of each other while sick, Pet Names, Italian Pet Names, Huddling For Warmth, Forehead Kisses, Drunken Confessions, Drunken Kissing, Switch Johnny Joestar, Switch Gyro Zeppeli, Making Out, Hickeys, Biting, Praise, handjobs, Jealous sex, Possessive Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Wet Dream, Oral Sex, Teasing, Penis In Vagina Sex Summary:

A GyJo College AU Fic Johnny Joestar just wants a roommate so he doesn't have to worry about rent. He's not looking to make a friend. Much to his dismay, said roommate Gyro Zeppeli won't back down from the challenge of getting close to him.

anotha one

Some of my Bruabba arts

His demeanor is meaner than yours