Bruce found a dead body πππ
(Inspired by: Malcolm in the Middle)
I've been requested to make a masterpost, and I see now that I need it, as I've written quite a lot.
Separated into 2 categories stories and one-shots.
I'll mark the monsterfucker categories in pink.
Speedrunning Romance 1
Dumpster Baby 1, 2, 3
DEMON TWINS, BUT DANYAL NEVER REVIVED
Fashion Summon Ratatouille
Greatest Treasure
Contingencies
Idk if this counts but: Massage Therapist Danny
Hotdog Hunter
Jason's a 10 while his boyfriend looks mid
The Thrift Shop
Fate guides you.
A/n: or alternatively, my personal sahsr lore based on my account wooooo
yes i should be writing the deathless part 3
4 months, it's been 4 months since the mysterious Aeon attached itself to Pollux, or as the Aeon called her, the Trailblazer.
4 months ago it felt like the universe suddenly shifted, when asked the Aeon of Erudition only answered one word, Fate. It sent the Genius society into a frenzy. Soon Herta- the real one, would use one of her puppets to relay this information to Asta, which eventually reached the ears of Himeko and the rest of the astral express crew.
"So... what you're saying is this... voice, Aeon, whatever it is that stays around Pollux might be connected to what Herta told Asta?" Welt repeated, looking towards Pollux as the discussion continued. If you asked him, he was mostly convinced of this possibility. Ever since Pollux joined them in their travels he had felt something hovering around her, not the stellaron in their body but a separate being, latching itself onto her- not that she minded it or anything.
"Yes, though it is just a theory for now." Himeko said, also looking at Pollux as she played on her phone,
"Well, the sudden shift we all felt happened right as we met Pollux.... like something woke up and decided to latch onto her, so it's not out of the realm of possibility." Dan Heng added, crossing his arms in thought.
Pollux jolted, pausing from her game before speaking, "The Voice is back." she stood up, grabbing her bat as she listened to the voice in her head. "I need to do something, The voice wants me to go somewhere."
As she left the rest of the Astral express crew continued to discuss, with March calling the voice The Aeon of fate, even joking that Pollux must be the first emanator of fate which became less of a joke and more of a fact the longer Pollux stayed with the express.
Soon after that discussion Himeko heard the voice in her head as well, feeling her strength grow as the weeks went by, often joining Pollux in her missions. mostly joined by miss Herta herself.
It became clear as time went on that the voice would bless and compel a myriad of people no matter what Aeon they followed or path they trekked especially when the Arbiter General joined, swiftly becoming the most powerful 'vessel' of the voice. When asked why he listened to the Aeon, he only said that it was foreseen by Lady Fu.
Many more joined, from the healer lady of the Loufu, the mysterious merchant carrying an even more mysterious coffin with him at all times. and even the fearsome Stellaron hunter who seeks death. All of them heeded the call of the mysterious Aeon.
Soon enough, the 'vessels' blessed by this mysterious Aeon made a name for themselves, making themselves known through word of mouth and the actions they displayed.
Danny, after running away moving to Gotham a few months ago begins making little commentary videos on a social media app.
It was fine and all with mostly friends viewing them up until his meta gene activated. He didn't even know he had a meta gene and kinda figured any of the ghost stuff he did as Phantom would have activated it if he did have one. Nope!
His newest video started out with him wearing a red beanie, "Hey guys! You know how I just moved to Gotham a few months ago? Well, turns out I have the meta gene!" He takes a moment to let that sink in before continuing, "Most people get there abilities or whatever through a lab accident or an explosion or something and end up with like telekinesis."
"I, however, am hated by the universe and got scratched by a cat," he then yanked off the beanie to reveal two large cat ears, "and turned into furry bait. On that note if you have any tips on how to avoid Catwoman please leave them in the comments section. For my sake."
Dick stared down at his phone in shock. He needed to show his siblings this
In the meantime Danny has to deal with his channels popularity skyrocketing. "This is not what I want to be remembered for."
Bonus points if Danny gets one of those FMK questions that are all bats and he responds with, "Kill? A bat? Listen, if I get put into a death match with a bat the only one dying here will be me. I cant even do a backflip, what makes you think I could even touch one of them???"
touch starved
Part 1 β Temporary Baby Acquisition
Part 2 β HE POUT ????
Part 3 β The Babygirl Agenda: Origins
Part 4 β Stuck in a Bookstore
Part 5 β Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy
Part 6 β Please Sleep
Part 7 β GALA UNDER ATTACK
Part 8 β Stuck in an Elevator
Part 9 β Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!
Part 10 β Lex Comes to Town
Part 11 β HIT THE DECK
Part 12 β Career Day in Gotham
Part 13 β Bruce Wayne is GAY????
Part 14 β The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention
Part 15 β Monday: Puppies!!
Part 16 β Tuesday: Protecc Him
Part 17 β Wednesday: Crafts
Part 18 β Thursday: KIDNAPPED
Part 19 β Friday: The Seminar
Part 20 β Gotham's True Cryptid
Part 21 β Temporary Baby Acquisition II
Part 22 β Valentine's Day <3
Part 23 β "I'm used to it"
Part 24 β Weird Bruce Wayne Pics
Part 25 β Permanent Baby Acquisition
Part 26 β Richard "Dick" Grayson
Part 27 β Who's Batman?
Part 28 β A Baby!!!!
Part 29 β Magical Girl Bruce
Part 30 β A Kid on the Roof
Part 31 β Grounded
Part 32 β Bruce Wayne doesn't blink?!
Part 33 β Gotham Bingo Cards
Part 34 β A Secret Third Thing
Part 35 β Q&A with Bruce Wayne
Part 36 β Bat-Themed Bandaids
Part 37 β Bruce Wayne is MOTHER
Part 38 β Be Gay Do Crime
Part 39 β PLOT TWIST
Part 40 β No Bruce?
Part 41 β Permanent Baby Acquisition II
Part 42 β Bruce Wayne Should Punch Someone
Part 43 β Vigilante Discourse
Part 44 β A Wild Superguy?
Part 45 β LexCorp Goes on Strike
Part 46 β Gift Shop Shenanigans
Part 47 β Be My Valentine
Part 48 β BRUCE WAYNE PUNCHED SOMEONE
Part 49 β #BlockBruce
Part 50 β Bruce v. The Horrors
Part 51 β Monday: Lost in NY
Part 52 β Tuesday: The Tonight Show
Part 53 β Wednesday: amFAR GALA
Part 54 β Thursday: Ice Cream Kidnapping
Part 55 β Friday: SUPERBAT
Part 56 β Saturday: Night Live
Part 57 β Caleb Gets Fired
Outtakes: Part 1 Part 2
Updates Whenever I Feel Like :)
1. Monster Hunter Shinobi Alliance? These all sound super interesting, thanks for sharing!
From the wip meme
This one was born adjacent to the Taiyougakure - village hidden in the sun WIP. My brain briefly abandoned thinking about that one in order to be like, βwhat if the Shinobi alliance end up in warring clans era, hunting down monsters made by Kaguya before they can destroy the timeline?β
I havenβt thought a whole lot on this one, regrettably, but I really enjoy the concept so I might be playing around with it later.
Essentially, I think about the grim monsters from RWBY, or maybe Hollows from bleach, but theyβre just creepy manifestations from Kaguya born from Zetsu clones that are on a mission to destroy the timeline because Kaguya is throwing a hissy fit that the Shinobi Alliance managed to stop her from her goal.
The Shinobi Alliance devises a special seal that is able to neutralize/kill the monsters and deck out their weapons with it, and use another seal to travel back themselves and hunt the monsters down. Talk about Hunter Nin, right? Theyβre like the Time Varient Association but itβs all ninja and theyβre just hunting Kaguyaβs creepy little spawn to preserve the timeline.
Except all of this is written (hypothetically, since I havenβt yet lmao) in the POV of the ninja clans of the warring states period.
Trio D
Bad Girls Club by Xin Yingzong
[chapter 630+ spoilers]
its so funny to me that although ludger could have easily and efficiently wiped his enemies with the power of [the goddess who loves humans very much], instead, he chose to flex his power and completely obliterate them in the most petty way possible. he killed:
the lightning wizard of color with lightning
the fire wizard of color with fire
the entire holy army with holy power
the almost equivalent of the pope with the same god that he worships
you cant even call this massacre a poetic vengeance because he clearly didnt even see them as a worthy enemy but more of a swarm of annoying pests that need extermination.
ironically, ludger was created to become a vessal of a god, yet not only he rejected this divinity but also became the exact opposite of one β the manifestation of pettiness, a trait that is unmistakably very human.