Wait Guys I Figured It Out:

This is a canon event

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

*throws dart* transgender operations on *spins wheel* illegal aliens *consults ouija board* in prison

Me when there's nectar, cactus fruit, and insects at the function.

this is so dumb i love happy burger😍

sissy spacek in carrie (1976) dir. brian de palma

You're as trapped as the meatsacks you beat the shit out of

I've always been waiting for you.

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IG || Kofi

I wanna be her controversial young girlfriend.

She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is - and love.

THE LAST UNICORN 1982, dir. Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass