Gummi-gums - A Pile Of Sparkly Garbage

[!!!] How to properly tag trigger warnings

Not Okay:

tw butts

tw: butts

trigger warning butts

trigger warning: butts

Loved:

butts tw

butts /////////

butts 324982093493

BUTTS

butts

blacklist only reads the first word!! so tagging “tw butts” is really useless!! and that person who sees a post that triggers them then has to aggressively scroll all the way past it and block the post (if they can)!! Otherwise they have to wait a bit before the post gets buried in their dash!!! not cool!! please be cool and put the actual thing FIRST. We will love you.

I once had a dream where Roxanne Richie was 8 moths pregnant at the maternity clinic and she was trying to set up an appointment at the desk for a c-section and some conservative lady walked up to her and started up with “you don’t need a c-section just have natural birth” and Roxanne fucking pulls out her phone and points to Megamind on her screensaver and i woke up choking on laughter

Kirishima doesn’t know how to tie shoe laces so he wears Velcro.

Tell me I’m wrong. Go ahead, I’m listening.

In fact I encourage you to debate me on this, I bet you couldn’t. Name one time he has not worn Velcro or slip on shoes.

His school shoes are Velcro, and could you guess what his hero shoes are???

Velcro.

Kirishima owns crocs for the gods sake. SLIP ON. S H O E S.

He was never taught how to tie his shoes, a true shame for his upbringing.

Now let’s take a look at official art, shall we?

SLIP ONS

Now look below

Ahhh, yes. Laces.

I know what you’re thinking, “oh, Dio, he is wearing laces therefore he mUsT be able to tie them”

WELL YOURE WRONG!!

Because standing right next to Kirishima in this official art is THIS MAN

(A blurry picture but besides the point)

And if you zoom out from that shoe picture you get this

A CLEAR IMAGE OF THEIR SHOES— and I know what you’re thinking again.

“Dio.... this means nothing. They are both wearing shoes, with laces..”

And you’re RIGHt they are both wearing shoes with laces. But what you failed to realize is that they are tied practically the same way.

Which means what?

That THIS man

tied tHIS MAN’S shoes

Therefore resting my case that Kirishima Eijirou cannot tie shoelaces.

Thank you.

my working theory is that everyone who said they would leave tumblr after they banned porn really did leave for twitter and thats why tumblr has somehow gotten more bearable and twitter is now just. like that.

"Uuuuh of course they're all racist and sexist and homophobic they're in hell, how are you supposed to show the kind of people that end up there otherwise"

my skater girl Diana agenda 

Me when a new hyperfixation hits and I know full well it’s going to take up 90% of my blog in the near future

Thankyouthankyouthankyoutha

Posted this on twitter as well but I haven’t posted anything on tumblr for quite a while so here we go

Bonus:

I tried a manga-style