I Always Forget "fuck" Is A Bad Word. It's Like A Brother To Me

no because actually what is wrong with you people

THE SHIP WARS ROUND FOUR

It feels appropriate

ANNABETH PICKPOCKETTED THE GOD OF THEIVES THATS MY GIRL

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

my eternal punishment is taking a shower where the water is never hot enough

Oh to be a baroque artist (going absolutely insane due to lead poisoning from the white paint)

It is simultaneously Passover, Earth day, and lesbian visibility week.

So shout out to the Jewish, earth-loving lesbians

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

guys look at this really cool teapot i found at goodwill 🥺🌱🐝