Nosferatu? No. Tuferatu. No Es Mi Problema.

bugs love dying with their peenits and or vaginer out in the open for all to see

ohh she deffo wanted revenge for all the times she was kidnapped

fat women are opressed, fat men aren't. hope this helps you to stop woobyfing incels.

i just cant catch a break, man

congrats on censoring it in a way that it looks like sodomy 🙏🙏🙏😭

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

I had this idea while falling asleep. Simon is too traumatized for Tim Allen

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

rewatching adventure time again

i just realized something

me when im stripped of my humanity to save my lover the whole world

Also, I took a most perfect picture of a bug yesterday

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