Some People: Oh My God Ford TORTURED A Gnome And Did EVIL EXPERIMENTS On Shifty Because He's A Mad Scientist

guy who struggles with insecurities about his 100% normal body meets wizard with one million unusual exes

tumblr gotta be the only site that allows nsfw but kills you if you try to search for it

Game Freak heard people are into sexualuzing old men now that's why they made Az so cunty in his ZA official art

btw dating sucks as a concept.

rating things I've heard PB haters say recently

"PB is similar to Hunson Abadeer, Marceline is with another version of her dad" 0/10 is your name by chance sigmund freud

"PB speaks German because the writers are trying to tell you she's a nazi" 0/10 that is not true at all and you're probably xenophobic

"what about her war crimes" 10/10 what about them ?

tiktok is a war zone get me out of here

Tall

Skinny

Long white hair

Tragic backstory

Oldman twink

Snappy dresser

Immortal

Disability rep

Warcrimes McGee

Im looking forward to watching you all lose your minds /genuine

Let's eat dirt with mama

ATTENTION ALL TRANS WOMAN: SURVIVE 2025 AT ALL COSTS

marceline growling was lowkey hot also i love how she's like "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH" and i think marceline growling can also be used as evidence for why she should purr. trust

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