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i think PB is like an inversion of Ash.

Ash sells Marceline's most precious item (Hambo) for his own gain

Bubblegum sacrifices something she values deeply (her rock shirt) to get Hambo back for Marceline

Ash uses Magic to change Marceline Mentally, removing something (her memories) for his own gain

PB uses Science to change Marceline Physically, removing something (the vampire juice) for Marceline

Ash is a Misogynist

PB is a Certified Woman Lover

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

?????? ? ? ??

Brazilian Tree Hopper

guh... fat hairy old man... be quiet hes sleeping

shifty's first word

simon GRABBING baby marcy is so funny to me. "hold on i need to hold my daughter"

Reminder that Stan Likes doing crime. He does it when he doesnt have to. And hes not good at it hes caught constantly.

Stangst warriors love making stan seem like hes completely an innocent victim of circumstance when its like. He went to jail for doing crimes he WANTED to do? He scammed people. On purpose!! Yeah, that happens sometimes 😭 consequences for actions??