Please... Why Didn't This Happen?

Please... why didn't this happen?

Wheeljack: *walks in* Sorry I’m late. I was…doing things.

*distant stomping*

Ultra Magnus: *throws open the door* He pushed me down the fragging stairs!

Wheeljack: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it…"giving a little nudge."

Ultra Magnus: Oh I’ll give YOU a little nudge when I shove my foot up your aft!

Wheeljack: Hey! Watch your fragging language in front of the Prime!

Optimus Prime: *double facepalm*

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Mmm me likey when shes murdery

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Arcee I could never resist... no Ultra Magnus can tell you how to live your life...


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2 months ago

Mmmmm yesssss

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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3 weeks ago
// Indi ♡ Semi-selective ♡ Rp Blog Ft OC Naja //
// Indi ♡ Semi-selective ♡ Rp Blog Ft OC Naja //
// Indi ♡ Semi-selective ♡ Rp Blog Ft OC Naja //

// indi ♡ semi-selective ♡ rp blog ft OC Naja //

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BLOG DETAILS //♡//

This is a sideblog; you will be followed back by @gutter-bot

Minors DNI - this blog will cover adult topics including but not limited to substance abuse, trauma, death, violence, sexual content, kinks, suicidal thoughts, mental health

I try to be consistent with posting/replies, but there will be periods of low activity from time to time - I will try to post updates in the event that I will be less active

My OC exists within/was created for the TF Aligned universe, but I am open to cross-continuity shipping, along with poly-shipping

I am open to shipping Naja with a variety of muses, though interactions will be based on chemistry - my DMs are open to discuss

More below the cut...

ABOUT THE MUSE //♡//

OVERVIEW

Designation: Naja (pronounced na•yuh)

Gender: Gender fluid

Pronouns: All are accurate, though typically she/her (see additional notes for further explanation)

Height: 6.5 meters/21 feet - also 7.5 meters/25 feet (see notes)

Colouration: Scarlet and maroon mainly, with multiple grey undertones and silver accents

Frametype: Dual frametype - femme and mech (see notes)

Alt mode: None currently

Occupation prior to war: Courtesan

Affiliation: Decepticon

Weapons: Arm mounted (detachable) dual blades, grappling wire, talons, retractable blades in heel struts

Strengths: Speed, flexibility, precision, close and mid range attacks

Weaknesses: Defense - heavy armor sacrificed for maneuverability, long range attacks, smaller stature - physical strength limited

Positive traits: Loyal, observant, clever, determined, adaptable, curious, flirtatious/playful

Negative traits: Self indulgent, stubborn, impulsive (at times), self-destructive/reckless, flirtatious (with enemies - she'll still try to kill them, but first she wants to see how riled she can make them)

-> A more detailed look at her background can be found here.

ADDITIONAL NOTES AND QUIRKS //♡//

All courtesans were cold forged and given a dual frametype (along with a host of other specific modifications). Naja can shift between femme and mech frametypes at will, though favors the former - a strategic choice. Her enemies don’t take her as seriously when she's smaller... the last mistake they ever make.

Naja values her beauty, but isn't vain. She was ultimately indifferent about her appearance prior to the war, but has found it a useful tool in misleading her opponents at times.

She has never taken an alt mode. Due to her function she was never expected to leave the brothel where she was created, and as such was not allowed to possess a means of transport. Now, she has concerns that any additional structures may impede her maneuverability - a key strength in her aerial/grappling fighting style. Unless Megatron orders her to choose one, she likely never will.

Her time as a courtesan provided her the unique opportunity to master the skill of observation. While she has nowhere near the monitoring network the Decepticon CSO has, her ability to read bots is uncanny. She doesn't need footage to decipher social interactions; even the most minute physical cues can give someone away. She hears the words left unspoken, piecing together motives and secret meanings, detecting lies and disingenuous behavior. It is perhaps one of her greatest strengths.

Having spent her life pre-war serving others, Naja has since become a creature of indulgence, luxuriating in every opportunity to pursue her own desires. Depending on her mood - and the company - those can range from pleasurable to downright sadistic.

She carries a lot of guilt in her, blaming herself for her lover's demise. To counter this, she will at times turn to substance abuse as a distraction. If she has nothing available to her, she will manipulate others into punishing her (misbehaving so she will receive a beating, encouraging rough interface, etc).

She is considered a hypersexual individual, though whether it has more to do with the unnatural nature of her forging or it's a type of trauma response she isn't willing to look into she isn't certain.

Music is very precious to her (it reminds her of her former lover).

She is fascinated by the flora and fauna on Earth (yes even humans), as so many of them resemble the species from back home. It is not unusual for her to attempt sneaking a 'pet' on board the Nemesis... but she always gets caught.

RULES & GUIDELINES //♡//

Please be respectful. No form of bullying will be tolerated.

Do not thread hop/self insert into an ongoing rp without discussion.

Paragraph style roleplay is my preferred method.

Please reach out through DMs to discuss/plot out rp ideas. Other interactions such as ask prompts are open to all and do not require pre planning at this point. Keep in mind some of these responses will be singular (not ongoing).

Naja is a Decepticon, and has a traumatic past, therefore role-playing with her will cover dark themes. If you are not comfortable with this, we are likely not compatible.

You DO NOT have to rp with me to exist in my space. Tagging, chatting, etc is still very welcome.


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1 month ago

Also this user!! Check their art out, too! It's just so *deep breath* GODDAMNGOOD!!!

Seen Lots Of Bots In Collars Lately So I Join The Fun 💙

seen lots of bots in collars lately so i join the fun 💙


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2 months ago

Possible hot take...

Megatron/Soundwave is a more likely pairing than Megatron/Starscream.

Hear me out?!

Starscream has actively tried to kill Megatron or overthrow him for forever... why would Megatron risk it? Soundwave on the other hand is loyal, competent, and NOT attempting to figuratively or literally stab him in the back at every turn. Safer option.

That being said, I enjoy Starscream as a character, and if you ship it, I get it. I never said it wasn’t hot or believeable, lol. This is just my two cents because I see MegaStar everywhere. MegaSound is so real and wholesome in it's own way (as wholesome as can be considering who it revolves around).


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3 months ago

Transformers prime decepticons as birds (ignore that two of them can’t canonically fly ok)

Transformers Prime Decepticons As Birds (ignore That Two Of Them Can’t Canonically Fly Ok)

Soundwave - barn owl (only one where the original bird colors are completely changed. The barn owl has a distinct disc like face, black glassy eyes, and has great hearing, which i thought fit him very well, so that should make up for the color inconsistency)

Megatron - bearded vulture (the bird’s already piercing red eyes matches Meg well, along with the black/greyish feathers framing the face similarly to his helm)

Starscream - peregrine falcon (one of the fastest birds in the world. It has a distinct brow bone and the black/white face matches his helm somewhat)

Knockout - northern cardinal (a bright red bird with a spiked crown and black eyes)

Breakdown - blue indian ringneck (a blue bird with yellow touches, along with a red/orange beak like BD’s face)

Skyquake - great green macaw (a large green bird with red touches and a strong beak meant for crushing, blue wing feathers changed to match the glass of his cockpit)

Dreadwing - hyacinth macaw (a color variant of his twin: blue and yellow/gold)

Airachnid - rook (first considered making her a raven, but the rook’s already white beak matched her face better, plus iridescent/purplish neck feathers)

Shockwave - victoria crowned pidgeon (a purplish chest and a distinctive red eye matches him fairly well, plus his many antennae and wings sticking out of his silhouette kinda fits the feathered crown)

2 months ago

Dont worry Screamer you've got the legs🥰

saw this template on a different post and had a vision

Saw This Template On A Different Post And Had A Vision

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