S H O T - By Soufiane Idrassi

This is actually hilarious. No hiding any of his own fuck ups from Ghostscream. I can just see how Screamer would be LIVING (figuratively of course) for the opportunity to constantly point out Megatron's failings without any fear of retribution

Funniest possible idea that came to me.

TFP au where Megatron DOES end up killing Starscream (maybe in that fit he had at the end of ep 14).

EXCEPT, since Starscream is fueled entirely by spite and his desire to kick Megatron's ass, he returns as a ghost to haunt Megatron's ass and cause problems and there is NOTHING Megatron can do to stop him or get rid of him (is exorcism even a thing??).

Sure, he can't be the leader of the Decepticons now but like, he can still make life really really hard for Megatron.

It's a huge W for Starscream and somehow dying was the best thing for him.

Big L for Megatron tho.

Also this would make Megatron's "I don't believe in spirits" to Bumblebee really funny. Oh, you don't believe in ghosts? Get haunted bitch.

His mouth tightened into a firm line, optics narrowing in displeasure. Leader... hmph If there was one thing Wheeljack hated, it was any attempt to 'reign him in'.

And if there was a second, it was that the blasted feline was right. He could already hear Optimus' stern voice reminding him of the Autobot moral code.

'His code,' the Wrecker grumbled to himself. Autobot he may have been, but that did not mean all of his opinions aligned with theirs. He was a shoot first ask questions later kinda bot. This... diplomatic scrap was for chumps like Magnus.

The broad mech warred with himself over the most effective course of action. While shooting this fragger square in the face would be satisfying, it would yield no useful results. He wanted whatever information this Con could give him, which would be exactly none if he scrapped them.

So... they needed to be brought in - online - for further questioning. Alright then... he could make that work. What was the human phrase... more than one way to skin a cat? A fitting idiom.

"Innocent?" he scoffed, stowing his cannon. "Then you won't mind comin' with me for a quick little trip?"

He lunged, intent on scruffing the unruly beast.

@gutter-bot liked for a starter.

Since returning to his host's side, Ravage rarely left the Nemesis. Soundwave was protective- rightfully so-, and Ravage's frame just wasn't what it used to be. After his near death experience that lead to the separation from his host on Cybertron, he never quite regained his full strength.

However, that didn't mean he was useless. On the contrary, in fact. Ravage could still perform his strong suit exceptionally well; that being his work as a spy. It helped that the Autobots were unaware of his existence.

He had been slinking back from a successful intel gathering mission when things went wrong. Wheeljack, as he was last informed by Laserbeak, was not supposed to be in the area. Apparently, things had changed. He froze at the glowing blaster aimed at his helm, a low growl ripping itself from his throat. "Back off," he snarled, red optics narrowing beneath the Soundwave-esc visor that covered most of his helm.

Little darling!

Reasons My Sparkling Is Crying #879

I would love to see Arcee get more screen time in the Micheal Bey transformer movies. i think there could be some really gripping storyline and plots with her. instead of having a human female play one of the lead rolls they could have a female transformer with a big part in the story.

checkout this 3rd party G1 cartoon accurate Arcee

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Ride the wave... >w< 

waves

not any specific character.. or maybe he is.. i just wanted to showcase how intense cybernetic body modifications can get. that is if ya got the money for that.. or if it’s done illegally.

A - Z Megatron X Reader

Rating: Teen

Warnings: Mild swearing

Megatron/Reader (You) in which you are a human who is far too curious for your own good

E is for Eyebrows

As surreptitiously as possible, you glance at him again from the corner of your eye as he spoke to Optimus, watching raptly as the jagged ridges that adorned his helm rose and fell. You had long since given up trying to decipher how Cybertronian 'eyebrows' were able to move freely without any notable joints. It was mind boggling, but eventually you had made peace with the fact that it was likely some aspect of their anatomy that you – as a human – were completely unaware of.

And while all Cybertronians that you had met thus far had these brow ridges, for some very absurd reason, your brain decided to fixate upon his. It might have been because of the fact that he wasn't a being you had been exposed to much prior to this temporary alliance, but you had a niggling suspicion it was the fact that he was dangerous that made it fascinating to watch him, thrilling even. Like getting in the water with a great white shark…

You scoffed a little at yourself as you turn away for a moment to glance at the papers in your hands. 'Didn't anyone ever tell you curiosity killed the cat?'

You heard Optimus' heavy steps as he retreated further into the bunker, looking up once more. Megatron was still there… and he was staring straight at you. You pale and look away instantly, trying to busy yourself with reading. His ominous steps rumbled the very foundations of the base, and to your horror you realize they are growing nearer. You slam your eyes shut, and when the thunderous footfalls stop, you know he's there… right there, a scarce handful of yards from you. Swallowing, you force yourself to open your eyes, your stomach dropping when you note the entire platform you are standing upon is now draped in a massive shadow. You're rethinking the whole 'shark' theory at this point, knowing fully well they rarely attacked people, and when they did it was almost always because you'd been mistaken for a seal or a turtle. This being… would not hesitate to crush you into a fleshy paste without an ounce of remorse.

You don't know whether to look up or not, which would seem like the greater insult?

"You've been watching me."

The knowing statement takes you by surprise, and without meaning to you lift your head and meet his gaze… only to freeze like a deer in headlights. His mouth is twisted into a sneer, his teeth sharp and vicious looking. Those, however, were definitely very shark like.

"Why?"

Its not a question… its a demand. The seconds tick by and his optics narrow… though one of those damned eyebrows inches upward. You decide to tell him the truth. Licking your lips, you take a steadying breath. "Y-Your eyebr-err, brow ridges. They're just… really emotive. It's… interesting."

He seems to study you, gauging your sincerity, you imagine. Eventually he realizes you are being truthful, his expression irritated… disgusted almost. Like someone who found a hair in their soup… not that Cybertronians had hair… or knew what soup was…

Suddenly he turns and walks away from you, in the direction Optimus had gone. You release the breath you'd been holding, gasping in relief. That was far too close for comfort. When his clipped voice reaches you from across the room - a terse command to cease - you don't need to be told twice. You nod vigorously and look back at your papers, muttering a quiet apology.

Your frazzled brain tries to sort out the tumult of sensations and thoughts running through your body. You feel like you're going to throw up and piss yourself and faint all at once. Thankfully you do none of that, and after some deep breathing manage to regain a measure of composure… though the shaking in your limbs doesn't subside. And yet… despite the fact that his command had held a clear hint of threat, your stupid human brain and its morbid curiosity pokes at you to look over at him yet again. Shaking away the foolhardy urge, you tell yourself firmly, 'No more poking the bear.'

I would be hard pressed not to stare. I'm the person who runs into a wolf and tries to pet it… so this is right up my alley.

Holy hell. How is it possible that something with no face is that appealing?

Art by Su Jian.

*probable* tfp quotes:

Starscream - You think because you've got that slutty little waist you can talk to me however you please?!

Knockout - I'd rather not talk to you at all, but you keep getting hurt! Now keep your slutty legs still!

Starscream - I am Second in Command on board this warship! You will show me due respect!

Knockout - And I am this warship's primary medic, so YOU need to LISTEN to my experti-

Megatron - You're both sluts, now shut up and get back to work!!!