This Is 100% Something Starscream Would Say.

Coffee gives me life

*probable* tfp quotes:

Megatron: *takes huge rip of space meth*

Knockout: *winces* Perhaps it would be best if you limited your intake, my liege. Based on what we've learned thus far, dark energon tends to impare cognitive thinking.

Starscream: Cognitive thinking?! He can barely string a sentence together while he's on that scrap.

Megatron: You dare insult your lord and master, Scarstream?!

*KO and SS share a concerned glance*

Megatron: *facing the wall* When I get my servos on you, I'm going to tear your wings off! Are you listening to me, Sourcream?!

Knockout: Uhhh... he's over here, my liege...

you’ve got me in your pocket.

This is the bestest thing ever I need this crossover

Meeting of the minds

im translating russian memes for practice and i… theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who’s been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

mhwawhahaha