He Got Dem Red Bottoms...

Let's not forget...

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

my fav microwave, cockout

Agreed

ao3 authors are literally the backbone of society (my mental health)

Amazing

Some head shots I drew a while back! You can follow me on Twitter @ Themanlylobster if you don’t already, I tend to post there a lil earlier than tumblr ;u;♥

Indeed!!

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

megatron/ratchet，combined by an accident，still work hard。

“so this is how you Decepticons submit plan reports，emm? ”

Incredible. Thank you for sharing this.

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

They call me heathen... but I have a god.

His name is Megatron.