If You Don't Agree, Fight Me. Not With Words. Out Back. At Recess. You And Me! Fisticuffs, B*tch!

Incredible. Thank you for sharing this.

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

Ohhh so cute! Love this take.

This.

fictional women can be a little unhinged and murderous. as a treat

Couldn't be Screamer if he ain't a schemer ❤️🩶🖤

Scheming

Crack in space by 普通的人

Heheheh facts

Humanformers is so funny to me because it’ll be just A Guy and the character is named carbot wrenchimus 

I hate it when I'm just minding my business and my arm falls off. The worst.

I will not let this scene fade into distant memory.

Me, hanging on to my final sliver of my sanity for dear life...

Cybertron…before the war…

((War for Cybertron Concept Art))

Transformers Prime // various text posts/headlines