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I'm not sure how to do it organically (hehe joke) but i think if this hypothetical Bionicle team could just spend a bunch of time camping on a beach and having to do arts and crafts or concept art using very basic/ancient techniques. How would a robot on a beach build shelter? Gather supplies? Defend itself? I get where you're coming from and I think a good way to accomplish that would be deconstructing (hehehe) our idea of Pacific islanders in general.

im avoiding homework by thinking about bionicle but i really think a retelling of 2001 needs to drop maori and indigenous polynesian imagery/language as much as possible.

not entirely (obviously the names of characters and toa are kinda permanent, as well as the name "mata nui") but anything that rips off the culture needs to go. mostly.

it would be cool if bionicle was able to pull off a respectful representation of the culture but i think all good will has been shattered due to what lego pulled in 2001 and maybe just focus on heroes saving villagers, robots fighting robots and uncovering cool mysteries at this point

"but bionicle's roots are intertwined with polynesian culture!" ok? and they fucked that up hardcore decades years ago. it's soured forever. focus on the other cool parts about bionicle.

robots in wilderness will always be cool. you can throw a hint of polynesian culture in there but it sure as hell better be respectful

Back on my waifu stickers shit again lmao this time of @lemonylepid

What the fuck happens in Bionicle?

Okay so the guy made of bugs is the least of your worries rn there’s guys made out of vapor. And then the bug guy turns the main bad guy (who is currently vapor) into balls and shoots them at people to control them with a ball launcher. They keep the evil vapor guy in a big tube and while he’s in there the two most handsome muscular men you’ve ever seen fight and have a divorce in front of it. The bug guy and his gang members kidnapped the All American Rejects. This isn’t even what the main plot is about

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

"Bionicle isn't woke"

Ummm okay then literally how do you explain this:

Found this beauty in my latest bonkle haul, wings are still in great condition. Figured I'd put in on display for my bug collection