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Meet the Band: MCR Edition

Moikey:

-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra

-Has been down with kickball since the third grade

-90% leg

-Jawline could CUT a man

-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”

-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”

-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters

-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”

-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo

-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*

-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god

-“Sacrificing virgins..”

OH FRANKIE?!:

-Whirling blender of chaos

-Has probably given himself whiplash

-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE

-Literally fights everyone on stage

-“I play guitar and scream”

-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR

-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”

-Likes to climb on the equipment and then fall

-tiny feets

RAY of sunshine:

-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”

-Frank: He’s a good kisser too

Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser

Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY

-Frank: *climbing in the coffin*

Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-

-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented

-Mom

-Puts up with everyone’s shit

-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”

-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK

-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*

Gee:

-Smol teeth

-Invented red eyeshadow

-Likes to jack off the mic

-YA MOM’S COMIN

-“Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker”

-I KILLED SO MANY PLANTS

-*slurred* “It’s uhh itsswomen’s cut they ah always fall down”

-1000% chance of sass with a side of extra af

-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is an actual cinnamon roll

-“We actually like to- like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE”

-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

-feather boas

-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”

i felt this 😂

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The emo teletubbies quartet

(Maybe I have an unhealthy obsession with making teletubbie edits)

i love myself sm *sarcasm increases*

RB if you’re hungry

Destroya

No one: Gerard:

god please gendrya is all i have left 

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

This is great

There seems to be some confusion surrounding the universe sanders sides takes place in. So I would like to suggest some theories:

The sides are completely imaginary. Thomas just passes out on his couch and vividly daydreams for anywhere between 8-40 minutes.

The sides are imaginary but Thomas only passes out on his couch when they go somewhere, and spends most of his time talking to an empty living room.

The sides are so imaginary that Thomas doesn’t just pretend to talk to them, he just hops around from spot to spot impersonating them. Like filming sanders sides but much more tedious.

The sides are real, can be seen by others, and can interact with the world around them. This can be great, cuz thomas has like 5x the amount of people to help out with chores, but can also be terrible because oh god oh no Patton’s gotten into the kitchen again and he’s already used all the flour to make cookies

The sides are real but they can’t interact with anything. This is probably for the best.

The sides are real but can’t be seen by anyone other than Thomas for some strange reason. They can still interact with objects and Joan is convinced Thomas’ house is haunted

The sides are imaginary, except on the full moon when Thomas’ curse is at its most powerful. This is why Logan has the full moon circled in his calendar

The sides are real and have all the powers of an imaginary being, including summoning objects. Thomas is op. Please nerf.

The sides are real because Thomas is a god of mischief and can do what he wants, and what he wants is to summon the aspects of his personality and occasionally, his aunt patty

The sides are only real enough to steal pizza from Thomas’ fridge. Where the food goes we will never know

The sides are real. Thomas is the imaginary one