Me: *plugs In Aux*

I just had a fUcKiNG ANEURYSM LMAOO

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

Brendon has four songs charting on the Billboard Hot 100 this week! (May 11, 2019)

look at all those chickens

i mean, go off with yo badass jack

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

me looking at the entire government

I am, if you couldn’t guess, open to better suggestions

um these are literally all my favorite wtf

“So which ship dynamic is your fav?”

“Yes”

person: so, your telling me you can't hang out cus you're too lazy? me:

my last few brain cells all agreeing to steal the pins from hot topic

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic