His Mouth Was Just Weird To Me.

me: middle school honor student about to go into high school

undiagnosed mental illness:

Friend: You’re not gonna be one of those authors that torture their characters are you?

Me:

Pokemon: Detective Pikachu

“Pokemon: Detective Pikachu is considered to be a great example that video game movies can be art.”

Sonic the Hedgehog

“Oh no!”

...ok but sam-

Ben: why do you think everyone hates you?

Klaus: *jazz hands* anxiety.

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore

pLEASE GOD IM GOING TO SEE THIS IN A COUPLE HOURS ILL KILL A BITCH IF SOMEONE SPOILS IT FOR ME

Feel like this is relevant rn

me: I’m sorry. This just isn’t going to work out. I noticed when you were twirling your pasta on your fork that you were spinning the fork counterclockwise and that… just shook me to my core