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Raise your hand if you felt a part of your soul die when five said β[what Klaus said] doesnβt matter, itβs Klausβ and then Klaus looked like a puppy dog who just got left on the side of the road.
Ship dynamics that makes my heart go doki!
me: Iβm sorry. This just isnβt going to work out. I noticed when you were twirling your pasta on your fork that you were spinning the fork counterclockwise and thatβ¦ just shook me to my core
me looking at the entire government
I canβt standβ¦ book culture. One time someone got me a canvas bag that was like βBooks + Tea = Perfect Dayβ and I drove to goodwill with that shit so fast
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
the βcan i copy your homework?β meme ft. the emo quartet (+ idkhbtfm)
three cheers for sweet revenge and danger days represent the two different ends of the gay fashion spectrum
Just heard a customer two aisles over go βHey, I think this is that special glass that doesnβt shatter when you drop itβ followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.
"i dont know what im supposed to do, im haunted by the ghost of you.take me back to the night we met."
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