Karen took the fucking kids. Listen Karen, they are my children too. Please let me see them.
i’ve never been to a waffle house. what’s it like?
Ferb out here drippin’
please may i have some coochie
Ryan: Synonyms are weird because if you invited someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Dallon: my favourite is “butt dial“ vs "booty call“
Ryan: It‘s called connotation
Brendon: Also "Forgive me father for i have sinned“
Brendon, winking at Ryan and Dallon: vs. "sorry Daddy, i have been naughty“
Patrick: Great news! Language is now canceled!
My mood 25/8
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
this is great honestly
Demolition Lovers live but you’re at the venue bathroom having an anxiety attack. Hope you enjoy it.
👏 Being trans with dysphoria isn’t a choice! 👏
👏 Being nondysphoric trans isn’t a choice! 👏
👏 Being nonbinary isn’t a choice! 👏
👏 Your identity is based off your experiences and isn’t a choice! 👏
👏 People who call any of these identities a choice are transphobic, and being a transphobe is a choice! 👏
"i dont know what im supposed to do, im haunted by the ghost of you.take me back to the night we met."
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