Five: What A Day. Give Me A Beer.

you ever look up at the sky and ask "why, god? why do you like to torture me?" and he replies "fuck you that's why" in which you reply with "that's fair."

i love myself sm *sarcasm increases*

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

Service him

PREACH GODDAMMIT

idc if someone changes their pronouns twenty times. they are finding themselves and you need to fucking respect that and get over yourself

Literally no one:

Tormund:

I just don't care in general but yeah same

Have I spent all night on tumblr? Yes.

Do I give a fuck? No.

Me singing “drugs gimme drugs gimme drugs” while folding socks 😂

why does sonic have hUMAN TEETH