My Therapist: Thanos Isn’t Real. He Can’t Hurt You.

Person A: Haha, you’re short.

Person B: I will saw off your limbs while you sleep you coward.

honestly me too

I’m going back and forward on coming out to my brother on discord

Pros

My parents won’t hear it

I can talk to one person in my family about it

Cons

Scary

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

Destroya

No one: Gerard:

LMFAO I JUST DI ED

SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED

Klaus: Life is a party, and I’m the pinata.

vent-y art

I just had a fUcKiNG ANEURYSM LMAOO

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

OH MY FUCK IM DECEASEDDDD BAHHWHWHAJ

I hc that Burr just randomly dances and sings quietly to himself when he feels left out