AU Where Mic Is Brave Enough To Roast Tf Out Of Taco And Call Her Out On Her Bs

Have I spent all night on tumblr? Yes.

Do I give a fuck? No.

honestly me too

I’m going back and forward on coming out to my brother on discord

Pros

My parents won’t hear it

I can talk to one person in my family about it

Cons

Scary

this is accurate

This is great

There seems to be some confusion surrounding the universe sanders sides takes place in. So I would like to suggest some theories:

The sides are completely imaginary. Thomas just passes out on his couch and vividly daydreams for anywhere between 8-40 minutes.

The sides are imaginary but Thomas only passes out on his couch when they go somewhere, and spends most of his time talking to an empty living room.

The sides are so imaginary that Thomas doesn’t just pretend to talk to them, he just hops around from spot to spot impersonating them. Like filming sanders sides but much more tedious.

The sides are real, can be seen by others, and can interact with the world around them. This can be great, cuz thomas has like 5x the amount of people to help out with chores, but can also be terrible because oh god oh no Patton’s gotten into the kitchen again and he’s already used all the flour to make cookies

The sides are real but they can’t interact with anything. This is probably for the best.

The sides are real but can’t be seen by anyone other than Thomas for some strange reason. They can still interact with objects and Joan is convinced Thomas’ house is haunted

The sides are imaginary, except on the full moon when Thomas’ curse is at its most powerful. This is why Logan has the full moon circled in his calendar

The sides are real and have all the powers of an imaginary being, including summoning objects. Thomas is op. Please nerf.

The sides are real because Thomas is a god of mischief and can do what he wants, and what he wants is to summon the aspects of his personality and occasionally, his aunt patty

The sides are only real enough to steal pizza from Thomas’ fridge. Where the food goes we will never know

The sides are real. Thomas is the imaginary one

Ben: [dabs]

Klaus: Haha, Ben what are you doing?

Everyone at Ben’s funeral:

PREACH GODDAMMIT

idc if someone changes their pronouns twenty times. they are finding themselves and you need to fucking respect that and get over yourself

My mood 25/8

I just had a fUcKiNG ANEURYSM LMAOO

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

look at all those chickens