The Way She Immediately Takes Back The Lie And Admits To Eating Her Whole Loaf Of Bread In One Sitting

The way she immediately takes back the lie and admits to eating her whole loaf of bread in one sitting is perfection.

Delia sleeps peacefully. She opens one eye with a smile on her face but suddenly both her eyes shoot open in surprise
Delia sits up, frantically looking around, and notices the other half of the bed is empty. "Jess... ie...?"
Delia sits silently stunned. Her face shifts to a sad expression. She then looks down with a pained smile. "I should have known..."
Jessie says "Oh! Good morning!" from off screen and Delia quickly looks up in surprise
"You're finally up!" Jessie stands in the doorway, one piece of bread in hand and one in her mouth. She uses her right hand to hold off a very angry Mr. Mime.
Jessie sits in bed next to Delia and slings her arm around her. She has a confident expression on her face, a piece of bread in each hand. Delia looks up at her, still stunned. "I got hungry and ate a few pieces of bread"
"Well... the whole loaf. The mime tried to stop me." Jessie sits in the foreground as Delia stares up at her. "Sorry, can I eat here? Do you care about crumbs or..." Delia smiles at her teary eyed and blushing
"Not at all," Delia says. Delia leans into Jessie, with a look of relief on her face. Jessie looks content with a piece of bread in her mouth. Jessie replies, "You're a peach."

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First morning together~ Delia comes off as very put together and emotionally secure, but she too still has stuff to work on (namely her abandonment issues)

[All comics in order here]

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